...take a right at the smurf blue house.....

Is that the color they turn when you choke them?

I'll choke one today and brief you at 1900 hrs.

Then we'll post him for recipes.

Gonna choke your "smurf" again Cap?

I'm here for the briefing.

Clear as mud
 

From a rest stop on I-95 northbound, Ladysmith, VA. Well done, VDOT!

Wouldn't that be debriefing... or deboxering? ;)

O M Friggin G
 

Hungry? Don't have time to cook a whole chicken for the fam damily? That's okay! We bring you this appetizing solution:

http://gizmodo.com/5234444/oh-god-it...icken-in-a-can

:greenface

That would look mighty tasty after about three months in the fallout shelter.

So will you. Muahahahahahaha!!!!!

And just about as pale. :rolleyes:

Man, when I was a kid we ate a lot of commodity food, and among it was chicken in a can.

Deboning them is the worst. They actually taste pretty good, cooked into a dish like enchiladas or a noodle casserole.

Confused cat is confused.

Is this a contradiction or a paradox?

Yeah, we had our fair share of canned meat products, but usually it was already cut up, de-boned, etc. I had never seen anything like this before, and it just didn't look very appetizing. MAybe after you throw it in the oven and brown it up a bit?