metrical

testical

festival

Festivus

feats of strength

Hercules

Hydra

Fang

white

unfiltered

camel shorties

lucky strikes

Mr Noodle

Ramen

top

bottom

's up

Bud :beer:

wiser

sadder (Bud Weiser)


from this limerick:

There once was a girl named Ann Heiser
Who swore that no man would surprise her
But Pabst took a chance
Found a Schlitz in her pants
And now she is sadder Bud Weiser

Sweet Violets

Sour Tarts

pucker up

ante up

OR:

alley-oop

Your choice

I choose.....YOU!

suck up

jealous







fellated Bea Arthur, now that's comedy

curve ball




wait a minit. what happened to change up? weird....

transvestite?

surprise

arizona

"I'd rather light a candle than curse your darkness Hi"

raising

maize

*change-up was toooo s-l-o-w and didn't follow so I deleted it

MAIZE!

upbringing

transformation

Transformers

RoboCop

102F (but it's a dry heat)

Aside - BigV & Wolf - Re: Shaving Cream and Sweet Violets - you are obviously people of taste and refinement :notworthy


Edit - this was supposed to go with Arizona. too slow.

power

cornfusion

Cornholio

Additional aside - I was rather hoping that someone would provide the trifecta with "Wet Dream" by Kip Adotta.

bunghole

*WTF on the shaving cream/sweet violets/wet dream trifecta?

Coolio

Ice T

(Aside cont: Whaddabout Camp Grenada? or Fishheads?)

Socrates

(aside, con't II--oh, didn't know sweet violets and wet dream were songs. I'm embarrassed.)

Plato

Play Dough

funny money

Euros

Trains

It wasn't just about their being novelty songs ... but rather novelty songs that you expect to say one thing, and then another. Actually Wet Dream isn't technically a song of that type, it's really just a series of puns all strung together, and also there are at least 30 years between it and the other two but it's the way it came up in series in my head.


And let's see, where was I? Oh yeah ... Trains

Reading

B & O (how's that for showing your age?)

S & M

L&M

M&Ms

Moonbeams

The green ones :love:

horny :elkgrin: