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Guess what arrived today. Or should I say, what came....

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/01/a4uty4e5.jpg

OK, um... They came late because there was such a sudden spike in orders. Apparently, wolf follows Sulu on Twitter.

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Greetings,

Thank you for your purchase of the popular OCK/UNT black handled mug. As you may know, this item was recently featured in a tweet sent out by none other than George Takei, the actor that portrayed Sulu in the original Star Trek television show in the 1970s.

Due to the recent acclaim this mug has received, we have had a surge of more than 400 orders in the span of just a few days. To put this in perspective, before this weekend we had a lifetime sales record of just 98 OCKS and UNTS. Though we are working around the clock to ship out as many of these OCK/UNT mugs as we can, we regret to inform you that we may not be able to fulfill our 24 hour ship time guarantee. We are deeply sorry for this and for any inconvenience it may cause you.

I just thought that was funny. 98 OCKS & UNTS. indeed.

That's some clear evidence that advertising is effective. And that social media is about advertising.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 903360)

And that social media is about advertising.

Social media, "if you're not paying for it you are not the customer, you are the product that is being sold."

Ladies and Gentlemen of The Cellar:

I present to you the most brilliant idea ever to occur to the mind of man. Just in time for the death of the product it was intended to be used with.

Behold:

Attachment 48410

It's a piece of wood with a hole in it. We'll be rich.

You mean just in time for the death of Gerry Wade?

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 903666)

What is it he's holding with the little piece of wood? Some kind of old fashioned tablet? My tablet for reading books is flat and has a bright LCD screen. That tablet looks really odd. ;)

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 903800)

You mean just in time for the death of Gerry Wade?

If I've told you once, I've told you, uh -- at least once...Stop making me learn stuff. Also: Spoiler alert?!

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Originally Posted by chrisinhouston (Post 903803)

What is it he's holding with the little piece of wood? Some kind of old fashioned tablet? My tablet for reading books is flat and has a bright LCD screen. That tablet looks really odd. ;)

Yeah, it's some kind of ancient storage medium. I understand it was very inefficient, and cumbersome.

As I understand it, that is an energy storage device meant to be heated to 451F.

I have lots.
They're good for walloping people and sitting skeletons on.

Now Grav, at least I didn't tell you the butler did it...

Now you need to follow up Griff's ref.
Because that's far more cool. Errr, hot.

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 903812)

As I understand it, that is an energy storage device meant to be heated to 451F.

Severe reliability issues will be encountered...

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 903820)

Now you need to follow up Griff's ref.

I'm already there on that one.;)

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 903812)

As I understand it, that is an energy storage device meant to be heated to 451F.

Yes, you'll have to Kindle it.

(Hat, coat, door, shut)

bwaaahahahahahahaha~~~!!!!!

Gravdigr's Review:

Product: :devil:

Price: :speechls::speechls::speechls::speechls::speechls:

Available here (and probably other places).

They designed the shit out of that thing. Also, I bet they paid a lot of money for that music.