What's a 68?





You do me and i owe you one.



And there's the 71...

..... anyone?

Now they will want the $5 joke.

tarheel

Ok. I have started a joke thread called " Brain Dead " which is an avatar I use to have. My wife calls me you brain dead sumbitch. Well I could have used Esso bee I suppose,but the children (35-50) in the forum wouldn't get the joke. Actually Cap hook 455 is my gmail.
I thought about brain dead for an avatar again, but I am not the thinker Kicking Bird was. Leave well enough alone. First joke cost $5 .

tarheel

71: 69 with two fingers in her bum

I thought 71 was supposed to be viewed sideways so the 1 was across the back of the 7, but I have a dirty mind.

tarheel

did I say 5-11 I meant to say 6-10

The preseason doesn't look like the regular season, but the first game never looks like the regular season either. Once there's tape on a team everything changes.

We did a Poker Run yesterday. A benefit for a friend of a friend who was in a bad accident. There were 30-35 bikes. They had a car & bike show too.

A poker run is fun. You buy a ticket at the start. We bought 2. $25ea. They have the 4 suits and 2-A printed on them. You pull a card from the deck and they stamp your ticket. Then you ride out as a group to a bar or lodge, and get a card at each stop. Best hand wins at the end of the ride.

I had 2 Aces with a Queen high. Winner had 4 2s. He gave half the $500 pot back to add into the fund raiser. Good guy. He is the one in the vest on the right, walking away.

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Good Times. I like the white walls.

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I love them. They ride really nice too.

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My bike stuck out in the crowd of black bikes

Yes it did. In a good way.

How bad ass is that bike?

It's good to geaux

I can run his socks off up to 80, after that his suspension and frame will allow him to run off and hide from me.

tarheel

Friday I ran off to the grocery store and brought home 6 bags of groceries. And my saddlebags were empty.

The softail has an 1800, and weighs less. It's prettier, too. But I wouldn't trade you even up.

My insurance company would love to know I put in a what a 110. Nope just a little stock 88. S+S carb, k+n filter. I have saddle bags. Bike has a chrome swingarm that someone paid $1000 bucks for . Not me. I don't tour anymore. Hmmm. I thought when I retired I would have lots of free time. Wrong again.

tarheel