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xoxoxoBruce 02-13-2008 11:08 AM

Surrogate?

classicman 02-13-2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 432040)
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by stacy.

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my name is Stacy. i am currently pregnant and was going to be a seragant for my friends. She has backed out leaving me pregnant. i have 2 children and am a single mom and am very interested in being a seragant. please call 817-239-XXXX.

Is there a spelling test involved?

lookout123 02-13-2008 03:48 PM

i'd take the kid but i've heard that intelligence is affected by genetics.

Elspode 02-13-2008 10:27 PM

Guy: "Hey, my wife and I really want to have children, but she can't conceive. Would you let me knock you up, and you be surrogate mother for the baby for my wife and I. We'll pay you when the baby is born."

Stacy: " "Why, shore, duh huh...that sounds awesome!"

Guy: "Oh...oh...oh...!!!"

Stacy: "I'm so proud to be a surrogate mother. It is going to be a wonderful experience...hello? Hello?..."

HungLikeJesus 02-13-2008 10:33 PM

Elpsode, your real name is Guy?

Elspode 02-16-2008 10:23 AM

No. I don't offer money to get laid. Compliments and humor seem to do the job nicely. :D

lumberjim 02-16-2008 11:00 AM

isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child?

do we have any slavers in the audience? any federal agents?

is this thing on? :tap: :tap:

Clodfobble 02-16-2008 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child?

Many adoption processes are pretty much that. You can't directly pay the woman money for the baby, but you can pay for her housing, medical bills, food, anything that could conceivably improve the health and condition of your future child.

lumberjim 02-16-2008 11:08 AM

whatever butters your biscuit. i guess. i hope the child finds a good home

xoxoxoBruce 02-16-2008 03:12 PM

Or at least is eaten by something that's really hungry.

Undertoad 02-28-2008 10:33 AM

I did this, because she said please.





The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by lavonda.

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please update link our website change to http://www.pegasusassociates.com/
thanks,
LaVonda
Pegasus assoc


09-14-2003, 06:49 PM #516
zippyt
that IS a banana in my pocket!

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: paragould arkansas
Posts: 3,871 When we build our house down on the river i want one of these celings !!!!!
http://www.pegasusassociates.com/pro...s/fiberop.html

glatt 02-28-2008 10:44 AM

Sounds like you should also cross post this in the "do good deeds" thread.

SteveDallas 02-28-2008 10:55 AM

Sounds like you should cross-link to "Cellar clickthrough ad billing"!

Undertoad 03-03-2008 03:11 PM

Two different messages



The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan.

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hi

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Referring Page: http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword



two minutes later


The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan.

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fuck u asshole im not sorry about ur finger.......fag


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Referring Page: http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword

jinx 03-03-2008 03:13 PM

Oh, what's wrong with your finger Tony?

:D


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