Sorry, I got a bit lost and then I lost the water bags. I refilled them at the little creek in the jungle... the water was moving, so it's probably good.

Don't mind the color or the chunky bits.

At least we don't have a new thread today.... hell we're still on day one.
...pours scotch and sharpens spear....

Pip pip, fellows! Quite a lively village this is, what?

Anyone for a bit of egg and toast? I'm famished! However, the good news is that I've managed to retrieve my camera fro Uday. That ruffian was about to pitch it in the river when I caught up to him! I shan't tell you what I had to promise him to get him to turn it over to me, but I'll advise you all to keep a firearm near your cots, if you know what I mean.

Here we are....

this one....well, the bottle is dusty, but the liquor is clean:

And the women are national-geographic HAWT.

'cept most of the nipples don't point at the ground

and some wear chocolate instead of grass.

What friendly fellows they are here! I've done a bit of scouting and find that this village seems to be extraordinarily altruistic toward one another... rather a trait we could stand to adopt back home, if I do say.

Go ahead and post, Sir Nigel.

Hallo good Captain! It's a pleasure to meet you! I've been trying to post, but it's most extraordinary... dunno if I'm losing my touch, but I can't see my posts after a moment or so. I'm dearly looking forward to exploring the rest of the village, it looks like rather a charming location.

Coconuts. Always wearing coconuts. And flower garlands. And the skulls of the vanquished.

pass the bottle over here, please.

::: ahh. warms me on the inside :::

Enough already. Recipe time.

First, marinade your explorer in whiskey, then tenderize slowly Use a Flint/LJ combination for best results. Peel, wrap in bacon, spit-roast over a burning pillow. Bon appetit.

Oh dear. I seem to have been locked outside of camp. Can someone let me in?

*Looks around through the bars of the gate*

:eek: On second thought, I'd rather stay out here.