He's a conservative.

I'd bet a nickel he's a Heinlein libertarian.

Hi everyone,my name is J.D.DIAMOND,I apologize for my introduction in this thread topic but I couldn't find anywhere else to start.

This forum is very interesting to me as I stumbled upon it by mistake. I'm 40 years old and I live in Seattle Wa. with my girlfriend. All members here seem very pleasant and the posts are very much enjoyed.

The other reason why I decided to post in this thread was I saw the title "List Of People Who Can Suck It" and immediately what came to my mind was "thieves" as our house was robbed last week.

There's nothing quite like the rage of being burgled, with nobody to direct it at. Check Craig's list and ebay for your shit.

I offer this list in the spirit of the OT, but I'm not completely happy with the terminology. If I was listing people I would like to exert a gentle sucking motion in my nether regions, none of these people would be on the list.

People who don't press the button on a pelican crossing
People who press the button on a pelican crossing when it's already been pressed
People who press the button on the bus when it's already been pressed
People who talk too loudly, especially when saying things which I know to be untrue
People who use their phones in QUIET CARRIAGES! (I confront them and feel like a bitch afterwards. but the whole point is mobile phones are banned in those carriages)
Service staff who don't do their jobs properly (I know what properly is - I worked it)
Drivers who don't indicate
Drivers on their mobile phones - the majority of whom do not indicate
Drink drivers
People who say "You need to earn my respect" (usually teens). No - I respect all humans simply by the fact they are human. If you want to, you can earn my disrespect.
People (usually young mothers I'm afraid) who have no peripheral vision, so that I have to walk in the road or on the grass verge - muddy this time of year - when overtaking as a pedestrian
People who say "charity begins at home" as an excuse for not giving to charity, forgetting they've also not given to any UK only charities
Women who walk into pubs and make no eye contact at all with the barmaid - even when ordering a drink - RUDE!
Any journalist on the Daily Mail or Express/ their Sunday versions
The people responsible for sexist and anachronistic adverts
Anyone who remakes a film just to put it into an American setting (I will not be watching Let Me In unless it's raved about by Dwellars)
People that wait until they are told what the total is at supermarket checkouts before even looking for their purse


Once again, I admit that although I am a bleeding heart liberal, I do have a seething reactionary heart. I could probably add to this list every day. Medication has helped enormously, but I still get frustrated by people who don't conform to my internal rules, even though they don't know them. As well as those that break the rules I was brought up to honour.

Yeah I hear that Bruce,I was pretty upset when I came home to see my front dorr wide open.

They smashed through my window,but I just got an ADT system monitored with stickers on windows and signs in both front and back yard.

We put up bars on my back bedroom window and bathroom window,put up "beware of dog" sign because now we are getting a Greman Shepherd.

I'll definately check craig's list.

Thieves are cowards, at least robbers confront you face to face.

I like Sundae Girl's list - even though I'm on it!

People (I use the term generously) who walk through a crowded public place staring fixedly at their phone, causing all sorts of pedestrian-traffic chaos.

They can suck it because they constantly force me into the dilemma - to trip, or not to trip?

well placed shoulder works wonders to Zen

I like to use the Taser on those people.

I knew it!

No dilemma at all...TRIP.

Re SG's post-total agreement. I WILL NOT be going to see any American remake of The girl with the dragon tattoo (or the rest of the Millenium Trilogy). AND what made anyone think that an American remake of Nine Queens or the Office or Kath and Kim was a good idea????????????

What makes you think we'd allow you to see our remake.:p: