Only if for some reason you don't promptly put the sheets in the laundry afterwards.

Brandy and skin is another one of those nice combinations. Unlike Redi-Wip, though, it calls for a sufficient depth of navel to bring off handily.

Hot cocoa and fellatio needs no explanation. Particularly if it comes as a surprise.

Good gravy, don't pass on the fish sauce! You'd lose half the Vietnamese food experience! Go lightly if you must, but that stuff is kickass on a hot day.

Nuoc mam is pretty much Vietnamese table salt.

Breakfast today was peanut butter and jelly -- on asiago focaccia. It was pretty good.

I can report back that I have tried peanut butter and didn't like it.

Garlic bread, however... [/Peter Kay]

hey, don't knock it. It's the future.

Strange... how about Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?

Oh, er, peanut butter and lady parts. Right.

Now RPBC's unwrapped, decupped, and distributed on convenient places should be fun. But the both of you should eat them, so one partner isn't getting peanut butter breath being a distraction. Distraction is subtraction, with erections.

No, I wasn't even referring to peanut-butter-foreplay.

And I can't think of more of a turn-off than peanut-butter-breath actually. BLEURGH!

Although cheese n onion crisp breath is pretty grim too.
But I can't really imagine sex games with crisps. How chavvy would you have to be?
"Go on Chantelle, roll in some bags of crisps and let me eat em off yer. Then I'll lick Stella out yer snatch. I'll lock Brutus out in the garden this time, he can play with the neighbour's toddler."

HAGGIS :D

My ex mother-in-law horrifierd me one day when I cam home to find all 4 of my monsters eating peanut butter, mayo and baloney sandwiches... still makes me grimace to think back on it

The peanut butter is a stretch. Maybe the Qicelets couldn't make up their minds between the two, and XMIL got mischievous?

X-Lydia, the wife, hates mayo with a bitter passion. It's hard to keep any in the house -- but it does work with meat sandwiches.

Definitely not crisps -- that's just the eat-crackers-in-bed thing writ saltier.

Nutella -- okay, it looks utterly wrong, but if it's a favorite for the both of you... less sticky than the more visually attractive caramel sauce would be.

There's something about peanut butter on meat- I have a gf in WA who puts it on hamburgers and hotdogs in lieu of ketchup and mustard.
I have yet to find the balls to try it.:neutral:
(which is rather odd as I actually craved and ate a bag of marshmallows dipped in clam dip - but I was with child, so not accountable for my actions)

Peanut butter and meat -- add garlic, chili sauce (sriracha), minced onion and coriander* for a quick sate' type sauce. Good on grilled beef or chicken. I like it on a toasted bagel.

(*Or skip all that and just add Penzey's sate seasoning to the pb for best results.)

meatballs in grape jelly and chili sauce.

good meatballs.

I saw Heston's Medieval Feasts on Sunday evening.
They prepare medieval style feast dishes and serve them to a celebrity dinner party.
For starters, they made a bowl of fruit-meat.
Made of meat, but prepared to look exactly like fruit.
I tell you, the sight of Germaine Greer biting into a "plum" that was in fact a bull's testicle was awesome.
:lol2:
And they did the four-and-twenty-blackbirds in a pie. Except they had to use pigeons because blackbirds are a protected species. They made eight small pigeon pies, and served these inside a gigantic pie (about 5 feet across) that had 24 live pigeons in it, which flew out when the lid was removed. :eek: and yes, one did shit one someone's head.