No mystery there...if he shows up in the balcony more than once a sniper will take him out. He even rotates where he sleeps at random every night.

From way back in the early '80's: Protestors would stand in front of the "White Trains" that were supected of moving nuclear weapons. One of the protestors was determined to be a martyr to the cause, and the headline the next day was,

"Protestor Who Lost Legs Vows to Continue Arms Fight"

True.

I have a friend who collects such humorous headlines. My favoriite in recent memory was a story about a person who was killed when a tree fell on him. The expert interviewed about it was a local forest ranger named....wait for it...

Tim Burr.

Brit tabloid The Sun has had a few good ones over the years, my favourite two would be:

"Up Yours Delors"
(Above an article to do with the paper's anti EU stance: refers to the then head of the European Commission Jacques Delors)

and

"Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious"
(After minor Scottish football (o.k, soccer :) ) team Inverness Caledonian beat the (relatively) famous Glasgow Celtic in a cup match.

Humorous Little Headline...
 

...tawdry little subject.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...s/church_abuse

Rape Nuts

Yup, that's actually the title of the article (via Fark via Slate)

Canada’s Chretien might light up joint (The story is actually better than the headline)

Unfortunate Headline
 

Even more unfortunate tale.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._woman_parents