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elSicomoro 02-27-2007 03:35 PM

Rhoda served as a beard to her one friend until we started dating...then he whigged out. Strange guy...

Shawnee123 02-27-2007 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent (Post 318737)


From that article:
It is generally considered poor form for a gay man not to reveal his homosexuality to the woman.

Ya think?

I heard the term when Lance Bass came out, he had a beard. :guinea:(closest thing I could find to a bearded smilie)

Elspode 02-27-2007 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 318713)
Baby, you couldn't handle my amway! :D

Why? What have you heard? You mean just because I use Viagra sometimes?!

Baby, you're the premium pump sprayer to my LOC Multipurpose Cleaner. I'm the Satinique on your hair, girl. I am the Artistry Skin Cream for your *whole* body!

[Barry White]Baby, you really should be my downline customer...I mean waaaayyy downline, uh huh, yeah baby.[/Barry White]

Sheldonrs 02-27-2007 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 318765)
Why? What have you heard? You mean just because I use Viagra sometimes?!

Baby, you're the premium pump sprayer to my LOC Multipurpose Cleaner. I'm the Satinique on your hair, girl. I am the Artistry Skin Cream for your *whole* body!

[Barry White]Baby, you really should be my downline customer...I mean waaaayyy downline, uh huh, yeah baby.[/Barry White]

I'm not even sure what all this means but I AM pretty sure that I need a shower after reading it!

lumberjim 02-27-2007 05:06 PM

wait....sheldon is gay?

Sheldonrs 02-27-2007 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 318773)
wait....sheldon is gay?

My BF seems to think so. :cool:

BigV 02-27-2007 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 318773)
wait....sheldon is gay?

Oh shit. Now lj's gonna pull a Haggard on us and tell us how "confused" he is/was/but isn't anymore. This oughta be good. :corn:

elSicomoro 02-27-2007 06:54 PM

Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy. :)

wolf 02-27-2007 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 318746)
Rhoda served as a beard to her one friend until we started dating...then he whigged out. Strange guy...

He was probably working up the courage to ... uh ... ask her to dance ... when you came on the scene and dashed his fragile hopes.

elSicomoro 02-27-2007 07:27 PM

She was totally in love with him, and apparently he made a couple of advances back in the day. How serious he was though, I don't know. He was actually cool with me at first, but then he got really weirded out when I moved out there. They didn't speak again for almost 5 years.

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2007 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 318784)
Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy. :)

Not to worry, I think Sheldon can hold his own with anyone. :ymca:
Jim's a wimp compared to a Jewish mother.

lumberjim 02-28-2007 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 318784)
Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy. :)

i'd never torment someone for being gay. only for not admitting they are. i was being coy. sheldon posts that he loves the cock in like every other post. you've been absent lately tho, so....


and i'll wipe my dick on your(sheldon's) jewish mother's curtains, bruce.

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2007 06:25 AM

Oy, would you be in trouble. :worried:

Sheldonrs 02-28-2007 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 318857)
i'd never torment someone for being gay. only for not admitting they are. i was being coy. sheldon posts that he loves the cock in like every other post. you've been absent lately tho, so....


and i'll wipe my dick on your(sheldon's) jewish mother's curtains, bruce.

Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)

Shawnee123 02-28-2007 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 318875)
Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)

Gives a whole new meaning to the Window Treatment!


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