You couldn't fuck Paris Hilton with my dick, because in the presence of Paris Hilton my dick would experience shrinkage. For its own self-protection if nothing else.

dude. keep me out of your 4some fantasies. bleh

Good, than we won't have to go through the formality of mentioning Estelle Harris, Edie McClurg, Bea Arthur, Abe Vigoda, Ernest Borgnine, etc....

Well at least he wasn't using your dick . . . .

yeah...but ...still.

Aww, c'mon....

You know you like it. :D

Me, I'm just imagining Crimson directing the entire dance with a bullhorn and a conductors' baton... :lol:

Eric von Stroheim, eat your heart out.

Definitely would not do:
Adam Sandler
Patrick Dempsey
Ringo Starr
John Goodman
:doit:

Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp
Anyone starring in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, with the possible exception of Viggo Mortensen
All members of Kiss, including that Fox guy
Denis Leary (not that I don't find him attractive, but I think that our joint level of acerbic wit, if expressed in the same space, would set the atmosphere on fire)
I'm kind of on the fence about George Clooney, leaning heavily towards no.

"Mr. DeMille -- I'm ready for my... oh god."

no go for:

MJ
BIG from sex and the city
daniel johns from silverchair
david bowie
paul mccartney
boy george