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SteveDallas 03-05-2007 08:45 AM

Deconstruct me, baby.

Elspode 03-05-2007 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grant (Post 320036)
Els tends to make me gag a little...:greenface

Whassamattah? Too predictable? Clearly, you've not looked closely at any of Bri's pictures. Besides, she likes it. And so do I. :p

Alternate, less diplomatic, probably outright insulting response: I told you not to try and deep throat me the first time out.

Perry Winkle 03-05-2007 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 320352)
I told you not to try and deep throat me the first time out.

That's the exact response I was trying to elicit.

I wasn't making any statements about the desirability of any cellarites.

BigV 03-05-2007 04:39 PM

Maybe he can handle the straight part fine, but where it makes one of those "el" turns, he gags...

Elspode 03-05-2007 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grant (Post 320402)
That's the exact response I was trying to elicit.

Damn. I *am* too predictable. Sigh.

Trilby 03-05-2007 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 320407)
Damn. I *am* too predictable. Sigh.

Don't sweat it. grant always says that--no matter what your response to his rudeness (which he started here, btw) he always claims that that was exactly what he wanted from you.

Dick.

Perry Winkle 03-05-2007 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 320408)
Dick.

Correction: Big Dick.

Trilby 03-05-2007 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grant (Post 320402)
That's the exact response I was trying to elicit.

Voila!

Perry Winkle 03-05-2007 05:58 PM

It's good to know I can make women hate me long distances just as well as I can in person.

xoxoxoBruce 03-05-2007 06:00 PM

Give it up guys, she's gonna be a bitch all next week anyway. ;)

Aliantha 03-05-2007 06:05 PM

So much slagging so little shagging...

Sundae 03-05-2007 06:34 PM

I like Grant!

But then I like dick...

Elspode 03-05-2007 09:48 PM

TransAtlantic bike trip, Grant?

Perry Winkle 03-06-2007 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 320536)
TransAtlantic bike trip, Grant?

Yeah, I think my plans have changed, sir. We'll have to put that beer on hold.

...Kevin Smith is going to do a Q&A in London on April 3rd...so I could see my favorite fat man, too!

Elspode 03-06-2007 08:00 AM

People used to tell me I looked like Kevin Smith. I think that was before I got so grey, though.


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