UG's anal retentive tendencies are legend. It appears this extends to his bladder as well. Makes sense; how else could one person become so pissed unless they saved it up?

Zip and whip, commando.

i had to go commando today.

i forgot to pack underwear in my gym bag. I used to freeball routinely, and it was nostalgic.

I can't believe this subject has five pages dedicated to it.


you boys. Always talkin 'bout your thang.

So, without aforementioned slit, can the belt discussion come back into play? Flint? :p

As a tighty whitey wearer, I asked Red what he does. He said that when he uses the slit it sometimes causes aiming issues, so he pulls the leg hole over.

WTF??

One more reason I'm glad I'm a woman.

This is an excellent example of ambiguous sentence structure.

:angel:

Unless labrat actually does wear tighty whities, in which case it would be quite clear.

chiming in:

-- I too thought this was about the piss slit at the end of the penis, which I understand can be tickled to good effect

-- since fewer guys seem to use the opening, more chance for them to wear girls panties!

--you want to talk about aiming issues, imagine having a Prince Albert or apadravya piercing! Think showerhead . . .

Right the second try! Nothin' at all as dramatic as our other correspondents speculated, sorry. Just surgery at age three. Infections, apparently; now I'm quite the Roundhead.

Age three? Try it when you're 31, and a hot blond, in a summer frock, gives you a ride home from the hospital and you strain the stitches so much you look like you're wearing a French tickler for a year, until you wear the "petals" off.

That has to have stung. I think I just itched a little. Hard to remember.

Did the...err....french tickler please the ladies, Bruce?

eh... They did put that slit in the underwear of men. However, I have seen women (not many) wearing mens underwear (never bothered to ask why - besides, my focus was higher up at that time).

Now, from personal experience, I have used the "dick slit" a few times. Not for any special reason other than to use it. Of course, it is mine and I could take my time in doing so. But, more often than not, I generally pull the elastic down and proceed to do my business from there (you don't want to fish around too long in a public restroom - it could draw some unwanted attention).

By the way... nice topic! :cool:

Well, The "petals" were about a quarter inch long, and I wore them away in a year. :blush: