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Crimson Ghost 03-21-2009 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiki (Post 547327)
Yes. My cervix is deep down there. A cervix is a portal, and wouldn't be referred to as being, in itself, "deep" anymore than a door would be referred to as "deep". More like a rock at the bottom of a lake would be referred to as being deep. I phrased it the way the GYNs phrased it... the actual phrase the first one used was "Wow, your cervix is really deep, I can't reach it!" Sort of like, if you're in a cave, you are deep underground. My cervix is deep... in my vaginal canal. Thanks for giving me the chance to elucidate, I was really hoping for a chance to talk about my vagina.

I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave

And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do

And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave

And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

Sundae 03-21-2009 05:23 AM

Back on track - much as I like reading about Tiki's minnie...

I have been complimented on my nose more than once.
And when my counsellor asked me, "Is there anything you like about yourself?" I was able to bravely respond, "My nose!" which she admitted was a new one on her, but at least gave us somewhere to start from.

I was also told I have Willow Pattern eyes. You know, the dark blue & white china plates. Apparently, my iris is the same shade of blue. I rather liked that too. But then I was 20 and the man making the observation was lying on top of me (in Willow Pattern jeans) so I was in a vulnerable position compliment-wise.

lumberjim 03-21-2009 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie (Post 547700)
You heard me. Grow a few (inches). :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0agwm6I7YZ...nds-spread.gif

UUUUUGE

BigV 03-21-2009 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 545658)
Wolf told me I had a nice placenta. I guess it was a compliment? lol

Yes... but is(was) it yours or Max's?

Sundae 03-21-2009 12:46 PM

Hers! She growed it!

She could have et it too.
Quote:

The presenter, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, devised the recipe with mother Rosie Clear for a party to celebrate the birth of her daughter Indi-Mo Krebbs.

The placenta was fried with shallots and garlic, flambéed, puréed and served to 20 relatives and friends as a pate on focaccia bread.

Mrs Clear's husband Lee had 17 helpings but the other guests were less enthusiastic.

For the record, I am a big fan of HF-W and watched this programme. He wasn't out to shock or disgust - animals eat their afterbirth after all. It was quite clear where it was going, and in later interviews he admitted it only really tasted of the flavours added. Yumyum.

The real enquiry should have been into the daughter's name. She has to live with that!

BigV 03-21-2009 01:04 PM

yes... but she "growed" Max too.

Stress Puppy 03-21-2009 08:35 PM

I've been told by a doctor and a massage therapist that I have 'perfect anatomy' in my back.

morethanpretty 03-21-2009 09:35 PM

chat slut
:(

Pico and ME 03-22-2009 02:08 AM

In college, a roommate of mine was told by her gynecologist that she had a beautiful 'pussy' (he didn't actually use that word). I thought IT was strange enough that to this day I haven't forgotten it.

Crimson Ghost 03-22-2009 02:54 AM

"Magnificent! I shall hang an oil painting of it in my waiting room. I shall be the envy of every other doctor in this city!"

Sundae 03-22-2009 05:35 AM

I have a backwards slanting vag. Apparently. I didn't get approval or disapproval regarding this, but it was nice to know.

My veins also roll.
The nurses at Blood Donors are always quite approving of this. But that's probably because I look like I'm going to be sick, or cry, or both, so they are being kind. It seems that some veins pop up at the first sign of a needle, but mine hide, and weave about and roll. Which is natural when you think about it. I have safety veins.

Trilby 03-22-2009 08:20 AM

I have been complimented on my green-tinged skin, my hooked nose (with mole and hair coming out) and pointy hat.

Also: my socks never fail to inspire awe.

DanaC 03-22-2009 08:23 AM

Oh I have been complimented often on my socks. Well....compliment might be the wrong word. Comment has been passed.

Mainly that's because I don't bother with all that matching malarkey. I grab two suitabke socks, Preferably of the same basic style and material...though not exclusively so. I see no reason to arse about finding matching socks.

Trilby 03-22-2009 08:33 AM

I find people usually comment when one is daring enough to be fashion-forward (as with the not-quite-matching sox) and when one is willing to allow one sock to slip down and wrinkle about the ankle whilst the other is pulled tight to the knee. sock garters almost always guarantee a word or two.

capnhowdy 03-22-2009 08:34 AM

Good morning, Ladies. I'd like to compliment you on you posts this morning. Thank you.


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