Some people at podiums should be in police cars.

Yeah...remember Police Academy?

Ali: one count of citing crappy movies against the public interest, three counts of inane chatter.

ZenGum: Impersonating the Grammar Police

Merc: unlawful possession of excessively high-caliber weaponry.

classicman: practicing grammar policing without a license

:morncoff:


:elkgrin:

Merc: Hunting moose without a permit.

ZenGum -- disorderly meditation

Pie: blowing up a rice processing factory

Dana:

Incitement to riot. -- Her Uni lost it's accreditation.

Dar: musical street performance without a permit.

clobble: indecent exposure

Lumberjim - Fucking around