Show up with a massive hard on Sheldon, that'll get their attention real quick.

airports are un-sexy

Oh please record that on your cell phone. That would be tha effing bomb


And then there's this:

Shels, wrap your junk in Aluminium foil. Aluminum works too. :P

Probably the best defense is moans, sighs, and giggles, along with eye batting and lip licking.

Given the furore about gays in the military, they're probably more scared of you than a boner fide terrorist, Shel.
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Looks to see if TSA is hiring in NJ .... ;)

:lol:

I'm bugged by this guy's righteous "modesty" and snitfit. Who cares? the next time I fly, I'll have to go through one of these scanner thingies (they just put them in our airport). I know for certain I'll be up for either a pat down or a visual check because of my piercings.

Know. For Sure. So--I'll plan for this and make extra time for it. A hassle? Surely. Kind of unpleasant and humiliating? Yeah. Invasion of Privacy? Uh . . . maybe. I can't bring myself to care.

Travel is a hassle--this is not new. Plan for it. Cooperate. Just get me on the damn plane.

You may be forced to remove your piercings. Don't worry, they will give you pliers.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

yes, but that incident is old, and the TSA has changed their policy in response, to my knowledge.

I probably would make a stink if they tried to make me remove them. Pliers or no, there are some that I do not have the hand strength and/or leverage to remove myself.

LATEST TSA SLOGANS ...

Can't see London, can't see France, not till we see your underpants

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy

Wanna fly? Drop your fly

We are now free to move about your pants

It's not a grope, It's a freedom pat

When in doubt, we make you whip it out

You were a virgin?

We handle more packages than UPS....

FINALLY - A great alternative to body scanners at airports ...

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at airports. It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you; but, WILL detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention standby passengers ... we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX. Shalom!

HA! That would be too cool.