I can hunt, fish, and identify edible plants in my environment. I know how to grow some fruits and veggies. I know how to find and purify water. I have reasonable self defense capabilities. I have reasonable (or not so reasonable depending on perception) stockpiles of food, water, weapons, ammo, means to cook, grow more food and my house is reasonably defensible from all but a large scale assault.

genital jewelry as a survival skill? run that by me again, please (so I can make to exploit it)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Children of Men was a good movie though

Also wtf@ Bedazzling your crotch. Pass.

Have you no genital pride?

Don't put Frazzles in your Vagina! :eek: If you want a bacon-flavored snatch, use real bacon. Frazzles will fizz unpleasantly, give you man a sandpaper experience, then leave a smeggy sludge. You'll need a shop vac.

http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Smiths-Frazzles-Bacon.jpg

How do you know this, Monster :eyebrow: ?

Yeah, there was a lot of detailed info in that post...

Uncanny knowledge is her end-of-the-world skill.

mmmm bacon-flavored snatch

I did once have an unpleasant experience with a marshmallow that strayed too far from the fold...

FIFY!

Reclassify that as "ability to securely store emergency food supplies" and you've got another end of teh wurld skill.

^ politicians need to employ you

I'm already licking my chops ;)

bacon's one thing, but chops? that's perverse.