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Torrere 12-09-2002 12:46 AM

I'd be vastly more likely to attempt to take the train =]. It might be feasible!

Do I get Turquoise?

Cam 12-09-2002 12:52 AM

Well either way just as long as your on the move, seeing differnet country and joking with convenience store clerks(or their equivalant on the trian ride) listening to music so much your getting sick of it, and eating food from a sack it's all good.

elSicomoro 12-09-2002 12:56 AM

"Turquoise" is yours, Torrere.

Griff 12-09-2002 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR
My pilots license does not allow me to fly helicopters.

I'm thinking thats the least of our problems.

jaguar 12-09-2002 07:55 AM

wolf enough people already think you're lost without writing it on your back.

Can i be tampon?

BrianR 12-09-2002 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaggieL

Oh? How much turbine time do you have? Do you know how to start one?

Uh...zero. :eek: But I *do* know how to start one. You pick up all kinds of stuff hanging around military pilots.

A herkybird has four... so you won't be too stressed if you lose one, I guess. :-)

IF. What are the chances, really? ;)



warch 12-09-2002 01:48 PM

Quote:

My pilots license does not allow me to fly helicopters.
No prob. I have your artistic license right here which, of course, includes all vehicles real and imagined.

And jag, jeni's our tampon, (dammit!) She will bring the energy and pride necessary for the dynamic interpretation of feminine protection.

wolf 12-09-2002 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar
wolf enough people already think you're lost without writing it on your back.
I'm not lost. I'm "discombobulated". :P

MaggieL 12-09-2002 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR

IF. What are the chances, really?

Depends how nice you are to them during/after start. An abused turbine is more likely to throw a blade.

I'd suggest getting hold of the POH if you wanna fly one, at least you'll know how to feather it. I've got 1 hour in KC-135 (simulator)...but that's a turbojet; no prop to feather.

BrianR 12-09-2002 04:08 PM

Feathering position should be labelled right on the throttle quadrant on the prop controls. IIRC, all multi-engine planes have that, unless they changed something. I should just pull the blade angle to maximum, full, or whatever it says there.

I remember my engine-out training even though I have yet to go for my ME rating. I also have to pad my SE time a bit before I can upgrade to my IFR ticket, which is next after passing my BFR. The rules state I cannot be rated until I have 200 hours TT in VFR...I can, however, train under the hood.

Brian

Griff 12-09-2002 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by warch

No prob. I have your artistic license right here which, of course, includes all vehicles real and imagined.

And jag, jeni's our tampon, (dammit!) She will bring the energy and pride necessary for the dynamic interpretation of feminine protection.

I hesitate to bring this up but isn't Jag a red head?

Cam 12-09-2002 04:40 PM

:eek:

Undertoad 12-09-2002 04:47 PM

A lot of people say he's a stuck-up cunt, but..

Joke! Joke, it was a joke.

warch 12-09-2002 06:02 PM

Now see...! Jeni would bring a subtle dynamism to her interpretation of the role. Perhaps gently dragging a string along behind her... Wait a minnit, who's vagina?

elSicomoro 12-09-2002 06:15 PM

Wouldn't being a tampon make Jeni a dyke? ;)

(Maybe this should have been placed in the Tasteless Jokes thread.)


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