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ZenGum 04-30-2011 07:55 PM

So, pretty much everyone wants to bang MTP, then. We should make a movie.

DanaC 04-30-2011 08:17 PM

Or a taglne

morethanpretty 04-30-2011 10:53 PM

:D

casimendocina 04-30-2011 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 728993)
Now hot wax can be fun...

Hot sugar is better.

casimendocina 05-02-2011 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina (Post 729347)
Hot sugar is better.

Don't go trying anything unsupervised at home Sarge.

xoxoxoBruce 05-02-2011 05:21 PM

Have to define "want me".
Girlfriend? Naw, we'd never get along.
Fuck buddy? Hell yeah.

footfootfoot 05-02-2011 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 729088)
No, its fake anyway.

must. not. make. orgasm. reference. joke.

footfootfoot 05-02-2011 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina (Post 729635)
Don't go trying anything unsupervised at home Sarge.

voice of experience = sadder but wiser beaver?

morethanpretty 05-02-2011 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 729970)
must. not. make. orgasm. reference. joke.

So you got it...good.

casimendocina 05-03-2011 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 729973)
voice of experience = sadder but wiser beaver?

Another one for the "when I was young" batch of stories. ... Also, I had images of Sarge "experimenting" and sustaining nasty burns.

footfootfoot 05-03-2011 11:41 AM

Note to self: hard crack stage too hot, will try soft ball next...

kerosene 05-03-2011 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 729060)
psssst! tulip looks awesome in her 40's!!!

Completely aware of that...I guess it was my failed attempt at double complimenting her...kind of like "I hope I look half as good as Tulip when I am in my 40s, but I don't even have that chance in my 30s."

Tulip 05-05-2011 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by kerosene (Post 730201)
Completely aware of that...I guess it was my failed attempt at double complimenting her...kind of like "I hope I look half as good as Tulip when I am in my 40s, but I don't even have that chance in my 30s."

Thank you. :blush: I didn't realize you gave me a compliment.

kerosene 05-05-2011 09:25 AM

You're welcome. I guess it just sort of came out wrong.


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