AUGH! (clutching my heart)

that's who i am in real life. i just fake this other personality in the hopes that bruce will flirt with me.

Hehe.

(I think that's what I wound up really liking about her - her sense of humor. That's the quickest way to win friends - make them laugh.)

I know it is - it is ironic that I use it like that. Thats why I used it. Now figured out that scewed logic!!!

I have tried to leave him alone, but he keeps popping up when I'm having a dialog with someone else and starts up with me again. In this thread for example he posts,

Stop, stop, please for the love of fucking christ stop.

Not every thread is about you.

This thread is about the "whole battle of the sexes thing". The Cellar is all about venting and ranting about such things. That is what we do here. It doesn't matter if nothing is going to change.

The Cellar is not about you and your needs. You will not find what you're looking for here. I suggest you move on.

There are many message boards that you would find much more up your alley, many with friendlier people than us. This is the Internet, there must be a million of them."

Do I not have the right to correct him by pointing out (w/ proof and documentation) that this thread was indeed directed at me or at least was about me in some degree? Am I not allowed to defend myself from him? Am I not allowed to respond to his posts to or about me? I don't want to continue the back and forth crap with him, but it keeps coming up where ever I go. I am fine with leaving him alone if he would leave me alone. I'm not trying to win over his friendship, that's fine if he doesn't like me. I have been attempting to "rise above it" as you suggest, but how can I when this crap keeps popping up when I'm off somewhere talking about something that doesn't even have anything to do with him and there it is more crap?

Any body got some cheese to go with her whine ?????

I tried, UT. Do yer damndest.

Whit, your full of shit.
I don't need an introduction as I've posted in most of OM's threads.
Ingratiate? Far from it. I was in the middle of a scathing post because I've seen so many women like that when it occurred to me she was being sarcastic.
So instead I replied in kind:
"Uh, no.." (questions)
"......I think that's perfectly clear.." (What kind of bitch was being characterized)
"...and proof." (That attitude is common enough to be anecdotal)
And it ended with a ;) not a :D
If my desire to be brief resulted in an unclear post, then that's my mistake. If you don't understand the post, ignore it or question me. But don't make assumptions about my motives because (in my best female latin voice) Jou done know me.

      Bruce, sorry 'bout the smilie replacement. It didn't copy with the rest and I re-added the wrong one.
      You are right in that I don't know you. In my defense though, you are a well known flirt around here. You should understand that's going to paint the way people see your post's. I may have miscalled, but I submit that it was not without reason.
      Anyway, simmer down, relax. Sorry if I made a bad call this time.
      By the by, what about the rest of the quoted post? Was all of it "full of shit?" I really feel pretty solid about the flirting part. Heck, I'm a bit of a flirt myself. For the very reason stated.
      Let me know if we're cool and can go back to being the last two people on a dead thread, passing jokes between us or if you're really pissed, just so I know.

Of course we're cool. This is America where free speech abounds without bounds.
The rest of the post is pretty much on. I flirt with half the hetro guys I know because it makes them laugh. It's funny though my only real close male friend is a homophobe and can't stand it. His wife and I were kidding him about it the other night.:D

Not really 'perfect' as flirting is filled with mixed messages. The flirtee may know they're being thought of as attractive, but have no idea what the flirter's real intentions are.
And that nobody gets hurt is not necessarily true. Consider the spouse/girlfriend that walks in at just the right moment and misinterprets that double entendre you just let fly.

Re: Women like that
 

But Sweetheart, you know I'll always cherish those stolen moments. That cute little grunting noise you make and...OH, remember when the cop knocked on the window. But alas, it can not be, for my heart belongs to Dr Wolf.;)

OK Whit, you're on.:D

I'm hurt, Bruce. Really hurt. I thought your heart belonged to me!! :confused:

You've been in my bed then married someone else within weeks.
How does that make me look?:D