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If it’s just a dog, spicy brown mustard and relish for me.

If it’s a “Bob” dog, it will be prepared as follows:

Fry up one slice of bacon for each dog.
Remove bacon from pan and place on paper towel
Slice dog lengthwise, but not in two pieces – just so it opens up
Fry dog in bacon grease, inside first then the outside.
Place ½ slice of cheese in V of dog & let it melt
Toast bun in toaster
Spread desired amount of Hellmann’s mayonnaise on bun.
Add bacon & cheesy dog.

Gobble, Gobble …

Now that’s how to eat a hot dog.

:rolleyes:

Good God that sounds tasty and I dont even like bacon!

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It just so happens that blue grass is the greatest musical genre of all time

I heard the most amazing bluegrass set on Jools Holland's hootenanny last New Year's eve. Blew me away, what a talented bunch.....damned if can recall their name though

That's a heart attack.
Yum.

Sounds like a Texas (Texas Tommy) hot dog to me...yum!

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Originally posted by Bob R

Fry dog in bacon grease, inside first then the outside.
Place ½ slice of cheese in V of dog & let it melt
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Spread desired amount of Hellmann’s mayonnaise on bun.
Add bacon & cheesy dog.

mayo on a hot dog!?!?!?! :vomit: that even grosses me out, and im a big fat slob

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Originally posted by lumberjim
mayo on a hot dog!?!?!?! :vomit: that even grosses me out, and im a big fat slob

LOL, I'm guilty of that too (and on hot McDonald's french fries). Mmmmmmmm :yum: :D

Heh, Heh ...

Someday I'll tell the story about how I invented the "Egg McMuffin" ten years prior to Ronald McThief.

oops, I just did. :eek:

Still waiting for the royalty checks to start pouring in.

And, my most recent blood test was "Excellent", thank you very much.

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Originally posted by lumberjim

mayo on a hot dog!?!?!?! :vomit: that even grosses me out, and im a big fat slob

That's not just gross. That's disturbed.

I'm a mental health professional and I know.

One of my happiest memories of first trip to the US., San Francisco waterfront, hot day, Root Beer (never even heard of back in UK) Hot Dog with mustard and onion & ketchup. drooooldroooollllslurp!

We can't get the right ingredients here and nobody makes them just quite right anyway, and down in my UK county I can't even get Root Beer.

PLEASE Don't ever EVER eat the ones sold to tourists on the streets of London because they are instant SalmonellaSausage laced with BSE, Londoners only warn the people they like!! But do try English Colmans Mustard if you can find it...Pheeeeeeeessshhh its shuddering-good-flame-on beef!!

The only place in England that does a decent Hotdog
( I assume....never tasted the real deal ) is a place on Manchester Victoria trainstation. The guy there does an amazing chillidog
Colmans mustard rocks

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Originally posted by lumberjim

a quick quiz to get to know you:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox?
Yes. That's why my wife married me.

2. Have you ever been in prison?
Yes. That's where I met my wife.

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles?
I hope not.

4. Righty or lefty?
Middle.

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?
Ketchup on one side, mustard on the other, then I throw the thing away and grab a burger.

6. Who is the best rock band of all time?
The Misfits. With the ability to perform songs ranging from "American Nightmare" - an Elvis-type song of a young man so in love with his girl, he buried an ax in her head so no-one else could have her, to the headlong deathcurse of "EARTH A.D.", considered by many to be THE Speed Metal bible, they are the best rock band, in my opinion.

7. Are you older or younger than 30?
Older, but not by much.

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first?
It depends. Will the first train stop for the busload of kindergardeners stalled on the tracks, or just plow its way thru? Or will these trains be going thru a tunnel in North Korea? If it is, the second train will be catching the first one as confetti.

9. Do you consider fish to be meat?
Meat is murder, but fish is justifiable homocide. (And both are delicious.)

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon?
Yup, and Starbucks had the astronauts arrested for loitering.

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Originally posted by DanaC
The only place in England that does a decent Hotdog
( I assume....never tasted the real deal ) is a place on Manchester Victoria trainstation. The guy there does an amazing chillidog
Colmans mustard rocks

You know what I would hurt someone to obtain? Branston's Pickle. That and "Rountree's" Fruit Pastilles. *drool*

what's a branston's pickle? sounds good.....

Branston Pickle was the secret behind the Empire! No but seriously, it's delightful particularly when combined with either a cheese sandwich or hot cheese on toast :)

Onyx if you have a postal addy you dont mind getting out, then PM me I can send you some :P

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Londoners only warn the people they like!!

Some of them like people?

God, I'm meant to be moving there in a few months, all going to plan.