For Carruthers: http://ordainme.weebly.com/jedi.html

I did consider the minister of religion route, but as I wouldn't be able to absolve myself of my own sins I'm afraid professional etiquette was the stumbling block.;)

ETA Due simultaneous post.

Thanks Glatt! Unfortunately, none of their ecclesiastical robes were available in my size. :)

I had a dream that we were all playing "guess my job based on my hair."

And Gravdigr got outed as being a retired hockey player for the Toronto Maple Leafs, which he had been hiding from us all these years. Then others figured out from Griff's hair that he had murdered someone, but we all agreed that it was a good killing that needed to happen, so it was okay.

he does have that homicidal cal lick.

You're a nutter, aren't you?

:)

Yeah, prolly. :)

My dreams last night were a weird hodge-podge.

But the Cellar one was mostly Gregg/ Glatt/ Glenn/ Griff being mean to me. I know those are not all Dwellars IRL. They were in my dream, and they shifted about.

I was with Limey initially, on a trip to North Korea (DPRK at least is directly related to the Cronenberg novel I was reading) and we were discussing whether spiders were kosher and/ or suitable for a diabetic diet. I can't remember which of the Limeys was Jewish, but it was a definite thing - they had a kitchen extension built just to prepare food for their cats.

I couldn't keep all the trip details straight in my head but was trying to write it up as a travelogue here.
The interchangeable Gs accused me of lazy journalism, racism, regurgitating old posts and all sorts.

It's a classic early morning lucid(ish) dream. No deep meaning, just brain farts.

Yeah. I'm sorry about that. No excuse, really.

I probably deserved it.
The night before I was stealing alcohol off Lola Bunny.

I was speaking at some kind of public event. This is not a fear of mine, so I wasn't nekkid or had forgotten my notes or anything.
Kitsune was in the audience. He said, "I'm really worried about Buster" which made me instantly recognise her as Kitsune. Yes I know - but dreams don't make sense.

Kitsune is a dude

Your face doesn't make sense

LJ, as I think Grav worked out, I know Kitsune is a dude.
In the same way I know Lola Bunny did not come to the house my parents used to live in with lots of cans of Stella Artois which I then smuggled upstairs in my knickers.

I promise when I dream of you I'll try to get your gender right.

Dreamed of Glatt AGAIN the other night.
This time he wasn't being Griff.
I had offended Bruce in a very public way - I knew what it was in the dream and felt the guilt, but it was not identified.

Glatt told me that the only way to make amends was to take intimate photos of myself and send them to Bruce. I was trying to explain why I couldn't, but he thought I just didn't care.

I know where most of the aspects of the dream originate, except Glatt being involved.
Soz Glatt, you seem to be my go-to Dwellar in the land of nod at present.

Awesome!
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I'm honored.

Now get cracking and send those pictures to Bruce. It's the only way to make amends for what you did.

He's right you know, says griff for glatt.