Yes ...such an attractive look(not!).

I'm seriously starting to doubt I am the nice person I thought I was. My answers would of been different to the last few q's.

Does a *snort* ever sneak out when you are laughing, then other people start to snort as well and you dont know if they are really snorters or just making fun of you?

No. They make fun of me outright.


Do you ever giggle?

Yes, and others have pointed it out to me.

Did you ever snarf a drink while giggling?

Yes

Ever blown milk thru your nose while laughing ?

Yes.

Have you ever Super Glued your fingers together?

yes

Have you ever super glued sombody elses ( you choose here ) togather ??

No, wanted to, yes.

Have you ever known someone to stick inappropriate objects in inappropriate locations.

(Let's see who's mind is gutterfied)

yeppers , and it got him out of the Marines .

Have you ever driven over 100 mph ?

Yes!!

Actually, that could be a-whole-nother thread. A Pavlova egg being the most recent.

Ever had a trip to the ER to have an inappropiate (or appropiate) obejct removed from somewhere?

Ooops...scrap the newbie response :D

no

Ever been shot ??

Yes, but not with bullets.

Ever keep talking with someone you don't really like just because it was easier than telling them to piss off?

Yes.

Ever lie to a medical professional?

yes. i said the rash was from a new soap i was using

ever gambled with something more important than money?

Sanity, on a daily basis, it's called employment.


Playing the powerball tonight?

HELL YES !!!!

Ever been stabed ???

No

Ever purposely hide something in a body cavity?

nooo...

every hide something in someone elses body cavity

Yes (then I unhid it, then I hid it again, then I unhid it again...)

Has a friend of yours ever shown you a naked picture of his pregnant wife?

no

if offered would you LOOK at the picture of your friends' naked wife?

Yes.

While you're naked, would you take a picture of your friends pregnant wife?

no

while youre pregant, would you take a photo of your friends naked wife?

it depends

While you're taking a picture of your friends pregnant wife, would you be naked?

no

could timothy theopolus thrinkum thrankum thread three hundred and thirty three thousand thick and thin thistle threads?

Yes

Does my sister Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore?

No.

Is the Sixth Sheik's Sixth Sheep Sick?

No

Do the annoying audiogalaxy assholes amaze anyone?

YES - it amazes me that ass****s actually DO run in packs. They never told us that on the Animal Planet.

Does it surprise you that Jochser got banned?

No.

Will the body serve as a warning to other would-be jammers?

No, there's at least one more suicide bomber in the pack.

Do you think Flint is the alpha male of the AG pack?

Um...um...

Do you know all the words to "Rappers Delight?"

no, none

Do you like pecan pie?

YES! I love it!

Do you listen to Tenacious D?

YES YES and YES. (and if you don't, you should)

Do you use your blinker ALL the time? (if you don't, you should)

No, I only use it while driving, and then only while signalling turns.

Do you need five cups of coffee to wake up in the morning?

Nope, just a half of one.

Does your herb garden contain any?

No - we don't grow nys in England

Have you ever told your mother-in-law how nice she is?

No... never been married, so, then, no in-laws. But if any person is nice I let them know that I appreciate it.

Do you believe aliens from other planets have ever visited Earth?

Yes. No. Ok, yes. :worried:

Do you LOVE lemon yogurt?

No
but I love vanilla yogurt.

Have you ever been so ashamed of something you did that you stayed in bed for days?

(*squeezes orange juice into milk*

Uhhh lemon flavored bacteria?)

NO, never tried it, but will with tiquila



Which country Makes the Best
Absinthe?

TB I beat you...
now answer the Q!!

(oops outta link)

yeah, lol,
I slipped on a slippery floor I caused, ....and was out of work for months when I boiled all the skin off my left arm, .... from my elbow joint to my fingertips.

Now back to the Absinthe thing...

Which country makes the best?

TB...That's not a yes or no question. :D

Maybe

Have you ever thrown up in a bar?

Nope,

You ever break the RULES?

Yes, but luckily I had some superglue with me

Did you ever jump out a plane without a parachute?

no , but I have Helo repelled .

have you ever eaten a Balute ??

No, but I have a copy of the masterful visual soundscape dvd named Baraka

Have you had escargot raw?

noppers ( NO )


Ever eaten an ANT ???

Nope

Have you ever eaten an edible clothing item? (ie, undies or bra?)

yes !!!

Ever seen frogs falling from the sky ???

Not recently

Are you in love?

Yes

Did you ask for any particular reason?

Well...yeah, I did, but it's not what you think. Neither would you be able to guess the reason. It was not just a toss of the salad.

Have you ever used an abreviation in your everyday speach that you would only normally use typing on your computer?(IMO, BRB LOL, etc etc)

NO

Have you ever typed everyday speech on your computer?

No - never the two words next to each other, though I have typed them separately

Can you hold your breath for more than five minutes?

Yes, when I blow up a balloon and pinch the end.(but i usually bounce it away from me)

Have you ever grown cultures in biology from tongue scrapings?

No , but other cultures have been grown from other samples of me at one time or another

Have you ever gone down an elevator shaft with OUT an elevator ??