Paint a 7 on each cheek and tell 'em you're a Boeing 707.

Ever hear the one about BBKings wife ??
She wanted to suprise him ,
so she got B tatooed on each cheek of her ass ,
when he got home she dressed up in her best laungree ( sorry ) ,
when he came into the bed room ,
she bent over saying " Hey honey look at this" ,
he said " Just WHO the HELL is BOB !!!"

Labrat see:
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14869&page=3

Once if figure out the joke, I'm sure I'll love it:o . I'm a little fried right now, as I'm trying to get new people trained at work before I go on vacation, get done what I need to get done before vacation, and Tuesday night found out that my last grandparent is at the point of no return. Went to Waterloo yesterday to meet my mom and the Hospice people, who have officially taken over grandma's care. She will likely pass when we are on vacation next week, as she is off of dialysis, and neither eating or drinking. (she's pretty much non-responsive). Sorry for the down post, but figured you'd understand.

I posted in the foot power thread in Sports though if you'd like to see me in my race getup- sportsbra and running shorts. I'm sweaty and my face is a little red from doing my run, but is the most recent pics I have. I'll try to get a natural shot or 2 in Wisconsin next week ;).

Hint:
http://www.corrosionsource.com/handbook/periodic/

Sorry to hear about the GM.

Sorry about your grand ma. My wife is 42, and just lost her grand ma two months ago. I was 5, when my last grand parent died. It still sucks, but there is always something worse. Please enjoy your vacation, as much as possible, you deserve it. Where are you going in Wisconsin? We just got back from the Dells.

Sorry to read about your grandmother LR. Hope you are able to enjoy your vacation.

Sorry to hear about your loss LR

I am currently sitting in the A frame at Trails End Resort, smelling popcorn, listening to the click of poolballs and wincing at the music selection. Boys 2 Men, The End of the Road. Blech.

"The lodge features a full liquor bar..."

Although a nice hot cup of tea might be good, too.

The last time we went to the Dells, 5? years ago, we went to Hayward Wisconsin to see the Fresh water fishing hall of fame. Have you seen it yet?

http://www.freshwater-fishing.org/

Oh yeah, we did that years ago.

Went to Al Capones hideout too. The lumberjack championships are here, but we usually miss those because we are leaving the weekend they are going.

Today I tried to do a wakeboard, never got up on it. A lot harder than those dudes on TV make it look :D.

The possibilities of a photo shoot involving a giant fiberglass muskie boggles the mind.

My boys want a wake board. I looked at one in the store, and the "shoes" are bolted on, and your feet don't just slip in, and out, seams to me they probably break a lot of bones learning. A tube can be lot of fun.

So, I've had my camera with me on several occasions trying to get in a nature shoot, but each time was met with nothing but technical difficulties. While on vacation, I did manage to get one pic taken before my batteries died on the lake while skinny dipping. I didn't like it though, because my nipples were doing two different things. Then I saw the WTF NSFW astrological bodypainting and got the idea to give myself some pices pasties. Wha la!

So what's your sign, big boy?

My sign?
If you quit distracting me, I might be able to remember.

:love:

Sign? Yes, yes, I'll sign anything. Where? Quickly!

{looks around to see who she's talking too . . . }
Oh, umm.. I'm a Gemini. That means I only do it with twins. ;)

Hey, wait a minute.....

Wait, what? One was watching TV and the other was reading a book? One was having a sandwich and the other was seeing if there was any beer left? One was taking a nap and the other was . . . . ?

One was singing an aria from "Don Giovanni" and the other was taking a Learning Annex course on how to be a real estate lawyer in high-crime areas?

Like I said...perfect the way they are.

BTW...I was born in the sign of Asscurious, with Penis rising.

labrat....you should get some pics done by a pro
or mebbe get hubby to larn a little bit about angles and lighting....and then mebbe some costumes and make up?...

ya know...school girl in plaid and horned rim glasses and pigtails....or cat woman in a jumpsuit....maybe a chicken suit? or a cheerleader...oh...french maid! swedish nurse! oops...i came a little....

i'm just sayin ....you have an exhibitionist's spirit trapped in there struggling to get out.

The cellar may not be the best venue for that, as it is so very accessible to the public....but If we worked Tony a little, I bet we could create an adults only, limited access forum for you to really get into it. and if you did, i think we might entice some of the other hot babes to rise to the challenge?

I bet i could close jinx on the wet t-shirt pic at a minimum.

anyway....

i started this reply to say that i appreciate the nerve it must take for you to hang it out there like this....and to say that you look strong and sexy. I would never kick you out of bed for eating crackers. especially if jinx was there too!


sorry...I'm all drunk.

you cock.

:lol: Spoken like a true finance manager.

Jeez...and here I sit, all worried all the time about whether or not the women on The Cellar worry that I'm objectifying them.

Thanks a bunch for giving them all something to compare my meager lusty responses against, ya cock.

I have nothing but respect for women as generous as LabRat. Oh, BTW, LJ...she's mine.

hmmm....would you point out the objectifying lines? I'm not following..you ...here.....

Not that *I* don't think of her in these scenarios. Just that I'm too wuss to actually *say* it.

Swedish nurse? How 1980's. Everyone knows the new objectification model is the Croation au pair.

Labrat, sorry to hear about your grandmother. I lost my maternal grandfather and paternal grandmother in the same week when I was a teenager. They broke the news to me at summer camp.

The best you can do is look at someone's life and hope they had a good experience. We all sign on for the same ride, but we all take different experiences with us when we go. Some are short and painful, and others are long and happy. I sincerely hope that hers was the latter.

Was there something posted here that I missed?

yep, a topless shot on a boat. shawnee has been a real bitch to her lately, though....prolly why she took it off again.

Shawnee! Why I otta...

Dear LR,

You are hearby requested to re-post the aforementioned shot.

Respectfully

TOG

No, actually took it off BEFORE Shawnee said anything at the request of my husband, because it showed my face. Worried my work might not think it cool.

No worries, there will be more...I guess this is my 'kink'...

BTW, I get a kick out of the fact that she bitches about me being a 1 trick pony, but she sure is in here checking out this particular trick whenever there are new ones...:eyebrow: Just sayin'

Son-of-a. I was too late.

don't worry, just ask stevedallas, i'm sure he has it saved. if not him, spode fo' sho'

I can't help it, cause you're SO hawt. :lol:

Cunt = female Cock

BTW, the word on the street is I ain't the only one who thinks this way!

Shawnee, I assume you're addressing limberjim.

Absolutely! Who else has such a nice bagina?

You tryin' ta' kill somebody?

out of curiousity, why does this bother you?

This is what you are not getting: it never really bothered me. ONCE, once I made a crack about getting her family involved after she posted hubby-dick. It was a crack, a joke, and I wasn't the only one to crack about it.

Jinx and lj both took offense and chastised me for being mean to labrat. Of those, only lj has let it go. Imagine that.

Some time later...that crappy incident was but a memory. I tried to make nice comments to her...totally ignored. I tried to rally on her side when she was talking about wanting another child...totally ignored.

More recently, I made a comment that had NOTHING to do with her, and she wants to know, wants to know, wants to know...what I meant. She wouldn't give it up. This is why I once again came out fighting. I should just lie down and cry about it?

We all know I have a temper (oh god I'm human with faults as well) and when I keep getting poked into a corner I will come out like the devil himself.

This last incident...I was letting it go again. She can't keep her rat trap shut.

So, you all think what you want. I tried. I've been home at night wondering if I should apologize because I don't hold a grudge...but she just keeps poking then playing poor puppy.

It doesn't really matter. Go about your business. It was a fun ride, but if you all don't know me by now, then it's been a futile one. It's too damn bad...no matter what you think I'm not a bad person, just one who doesn't like to be ganged up on by the piss gang.

No just trying to get some peds. thrown in the clink.
All this schoolgirl talk can't be good.....for a web-site.

Ok, this is getting old. I want to see her ass dammit! :D

i never let it go. and i never will. everrrrrrrrr.

eeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What, you mean in terms of Google rankings?

lol!! Yes...the authorities: google.

Good name. I can't wait for the movie.

You got that right.

Except LJ said something about you being a bitch to LR just yesterday - imagine that.

But you're right, we all know what a raging bitch Labrat is. And you, you only said that one harmless thing, just that one time, and you're still being persecuted for it. It's everyone else's fault... Poor, poor Shawnee....

:vomit:

Geez, look what happens when you only have net access at work for a while.

I do not have any of Labrat's pictures saved. I do, however, have a pretty good memory of them.

Damn you els! I was counting on you!

Wow.

I am, as jinx said, a coward.

I have deleted my previous post because I am sorry for it, and ashamed of it.

I will not bother you all anymore. There are some great people here, and I'm sorry for mucking it up.

Take care everyone.

Edit: I apologize to labrat, and to jinx. I'm not expecting it to be accepted, and as this is my last post here, I wouldn't feel right without telling you that there are qualities about each of you admire. I'm sorry we couldn't get along...but its OK, the world is that way sometimes. I do wish good things for both of you. Again, I'm sorry.

Shawnee if you enjoy coming here I don't think you should leave, whether we get along or not (and I really don't have any issues with you in general, just some of your posts). I told you my gripe, I appreciate you addressing it and apologizing.... time to move on, no reason to leave.

And now, let's get this thread back on topic. jinx, I certainly feel your boobs would also be on topic. shawnee, feel free to post tits or ass here.

Now, the world is more harmonious.

Anyway, you can't leave without making an "I'm Leaving" thread.

People don't have to do everything YOU do, Flint!

I tried to get Shawnee to give me the CLAP, but she doesn't have it. Does anyone here have the CLAP?

We need the CLAP!

WTF?!?
Hey- just because people have female relational aggression around here doesn't mean you have to leave...who would make me laugh? (in a good way)

We should just get this over with by holding Miss. Cellar 2008 competitions. I am going to go start that thread so we will know for sure the important stuff like which one of us has the hottest ass....and any time there is any dispute about who is the raddest, bitchest, hottest, brilliant woman on here we can refer to it....Someone may hold the title so we all will know for sure.
"do these guns match my pumps?"
"oh this webcam shot of my tits is so terrible... look."
:D
This is completely dysfunctional....I am tired of seeing the women on here backhand each other all the time...for what? What exactly is the payoff aside from being the junkyard bitch.

I know who my vote is on.....

Shawnee - you can't leave. I'm having a baby and I think you might be the mother.

I think I'm the Aunt!!!!!