:lol2:

We shall require a sacrifice before we post again

OK, I just sacrificed a ham sandwich.

Let's sacrifice Tulip. Tulip, you must appease our benevolent over lords.

I just sacrificed 3 shots of whiskey ... a drink offering, if you will.

Just a few more shots and you'll post nekkid.

There speaks the voice of experience!

My wife holds my camera phone when I drink. It ain't gonna happen unless SHE starts doing shots.

:blush: True dat.

A lot less talk and a little more action, people!

Get those pics up!

Backatcha!

Yeah, dudes! Women have been sacrificed enough in history. It's time to use men for sacrifices. :D

Totally frigging boring.... I keep clicking on this hoping to see some skin... so far, nada.

Well, since you asked:

HAHAHA, Damn Shel, you're getting some serious action this year!

Wow, some dude sucking cock, boring...

mebbe you should post some. And not of the mrs.

Some asshat being rude to another DNSFW poster...boring.

Yeah, Merc. Show us some skin. :D

Or a pic of him sucking cock.

Some dude getting his cock sucked is always boring WHEN IT'S NOT YOUR COCK! lol!!!

I don't know what it is but turning 50 seems to be like catnip to twenty something gay guys. Thank God for twinks with daddy issues!

LOL!!

Sheldon is a Papa Bear!

Or a Sugar Daddy. Maybe a Lollipop, since he gets licked.

Either that or you're just a very attractive, sexy mature man. ;) While we're on the subject, why not let us see your other head...the one on the top. Would love to see your handsome face. ;)

i don't think they make a magnifying glass big enough for me to post a dnsfw pic. :(

Oh, I've missed another picture of two men engaged in sexual activity. Joy.

glad i wasn't taking a sip of my beer on that one grav!!

Careful what you wish for. Click on my name. It's in my profile. :-)

Yeah, that's how some of us feel about any of these pics, even the ones you pant like stupid mongrels for, so why is your disdain more meaningful in any way shape or form due to the sex of the picturees? I mean, jebus, grow the fuck up. :eyebrow:

Fixed it for ya.

If you are offended by my sexual preferences, go get fucked.

You aren't the only one here.

Who the fuck do you think you are telling me how to think?

Grow a thicker skin.

If you don't like it get the fuck out.

Stop your crying.

Shut the fuck up.

As one man who doesn't give a fuck, I am tired of you.

Well, now, you're just pouting.

You don't get to pick what goes where.

You're abusing the NSFW tag.

The NSFW tag is not to be used as a catch-all category.


ALL that shit, and everything else you people said to me.


Warily, I say unto you: H. U. M. O. R.

:headshake

How'd you get "my disdain can beat up your disdain" from this:

You keep that shit-stirring stick right handy dontcha? Must be up your ass.

Is that a recent picture? I want a recent picture. :D And smile at us...where were you looking at? :p:

Humor. Plthijinx saw it.

Humor. Shel saw it.

Infinite Monkey. Not so much.

We don't need to see your baby wee wee, dear. Put on a nice looking brief and strike a pose. ;)

i don't own any briefs. boxers babe! i need the room!

Sorry grav. It was building from the other comment, from the droll troll. Hurried a post when I should have kept the big mouth shut. I should've caught the humor. My bad.

huh, I guess Infinite Monkey is just like S123 in this thread... all words and no pictures.

You want to keep your dinner down, doncha? :unsure:

okokokokokok! OKAY! one for the ladies! and sorry. no magnifying glass.

It's about 2 years old and I was looking at my kitchen light when I took it with my phone. Thye last pic of my dick getting sucked is from Saturday. lol!!!

Would you prefer to see two women engaged in sexual activity?

if the answer is not an emphatic no, then STFU already, you sexist, homophobic, socially inept asshat.

This is the place where it's OK to post NSFW pics, and it's not OK to criticize those who do. The rest of the cellar is sorta the other way around. I really want to believe you're smart enough to get that.

And you need to put up or shut up. You're all full of your sexual encounters with Baby. I suspect you're full of shit and Baby is Rosie Palm and her five lovely daughters.

humor fail. you're just a loser trying to back themselves out of a corner.

"it was a joke, really, honest, I love ya like a bro"

You're suck a dork...:nuts:

Btw, why doe men think if they were to post a nsfw pix, it would have to be of their penises? Of the many pics of the female in here, no private parts were shown. They were sexy pics in lingerie, silhouettes, etc. So, here to give ideas to you fellow men, I've got some sample poses for ya. :D This first one is a naked one, but we don't have to see your "junior." ;)

Boxers? Yeah, you can look sexy in boxers too! Here's a fun pose...LOL....(ok, this looks kinda silly :p:) But we have silly men in the forum.

Sexy poses with boxers!! Or you can lose the shirt, but these men look sexy with it on. ;)

more...

Nice, tulip!

tulip - i thought the purpose of this thread was to post photos of dwellars, not underwear models. why not post some non-nude pics of yourself in lingerie?

:)

Those pics were ideas for you men. :p: Anyhoo, as things were. And I don't do nsfw pics. If I do, I would've posted something already. Or maybe I have as Anonymous and you don't know it. Who knows? ;)

hehehhehehe....funny.....

Actually, Sarge is right, chick. I'd hate to see female lingerie models posted in this thread, so it's not really fair to include pics of male models.

I get what you were saying of course.

Fuck you you shit-stirring cunt. You could've kept your goddamned mouth shut right here but no you couldn't wait to stir. Fuck you. You are nothing more than a goddamned bitch. Who's telling who how to think?

1. I'm short and fat who wants to see that? If we wanted to see a fat walrus we'll take another eye-blazing glance at you whale surfing at the fake ocean. 2. Not lately, I shut the fuck up about that a long time ago, why don't you? And baby is a goddamned sight prettier than you are, you fucking fat cow.

Take all your shit-stirring sticks, build a boat, sail back to wherever you came from, and bitch to them. Because I could not give a fuck what you think.

I have my suspicions, too.

He'stellingherhowtothinkHe'stellingherhowtothinkHe'stellingherhowtothink !!!!!!


GethimmonsterGethimmonsterGethimmonster!!!! GethimGethimGethim!!!!!

Oh my.

This is 2of5. Can't we all play nice? I can't help but think our photos started a great deal of this drama.
Gravdigr-I think you really went over the line with this one. I can see your frustration, but you are only making yourself look worse.
Big Sarge: You've been harsh with Tulip. You keep pushing her to pose when she has clearly said she wouldn't.

Now let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya (sic?)

Oh, boy! he's not just a homophobe, he's ALSO a chauvinist!

let me walk you through this.

this thread is for anyone and everyone to post whatever sort of nekkidness they want. without people like you making insulting, degrading, and erasing comments about it. Saying "i missed more naked men, joy" is about on par with "hey i don't mind gay guys, i just don't want them being all faggy in public" or "i'm not a homophobe, i just dont want them hitting on me, it's disgusting." if you don't want to see pictures of dwellars of all shapes, sizes, sexes, and types, don't wade into this thread. thinking in your head "yeah, i don't mind that i missed a picture of shel getting his pole polished" is one thing. saying it out loud is NOT okay, joking or otherwise. it's the equivalent of saying "phew, im glad i missed those niggers having sex in this thread."

and then to have the NERVE to launch that tirade against monster. first off, calling someone on their homophobic and offensive posting isn't "shit-stirring", it's a moral responsibility to everyone who respects equality and tolerance. and if your argument is that you AREN'T a bigot, the way to prove that is NOT to use inherently sexist slurs to attack both the personality and the appearance of the dwellar pointing out your bigotry.



as for the rest of you, i am completely fucking appalled at you, too. most of you, at least. for a bunch of supposedly enlightened, smart, tolerant people, the way you treated the anonymous poster who you all accused of being a "man" is disgusting. i really would have expected better from the cellar. if any of you were wondering why you haven't seen me around lately, no small part of it is because you are getting more and more intolerant and judgemental. thread after thread, i run into homophobia, transphobia/trans erasure, heteronormativity, and lurid speculation as to the gender identity of any "wtf" that you find unattractive.

i'm just about done with the cellar, at this point. it's just become a hive of bigotry and offense rivaled only by the likes of /b/ and youtube commenters.

Ibram shut the fuck up.