OK, maybe more than one. :yesnod:

Say Ira, I heard there's 13 year old in that house with a Colt.45.
Appalling, Lamar, it's illegal and immoral for a youth to consume alcohol.
Ira, I feel it's my civic duty to intercede on behalf of the community.
Yes, Lamar, it would be shameful to turn our backs on a fellow human being gone astray.
Then it's agreed, Ira, we shall have an intervention, but we must proceed with stealth, so as not to frighten the child.
Splendid thought, Lamar, lead on.

Man, they are strict in PA.

Apparently 'No' means "No."...

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...as well as "Stop, or I will smack you in the eye with a skillet!"

ƒucking idjit.

Good Girl.

Who sleeps with a frying pan?

He's lucky all she had to hand was a frying pan. It did a nice job, though ...

So we have discovered the identity of Person Man. Triangle Man was justified.

Whatsthatnow?

Person Man was hit on the head with a frying pan. He also lost a fight with Triangle Man.

Ah. Thank you.

[accordion solo]:D:D:D:D:D

From Reuters

It was perfectly safe, he had a cruiser with flashing lights behind him so nobody would hit him while he was doing a line beside the road. Besides, he's 73, how's he supposed to remember the cop's coming back? It also clears up why he couldn't find his license to chop that line with. ;)

I thought maybe the bump was to keep him awake til the cop came back to the car.

Sounds like it was dusk, so, he was probably returning form the early-bird special...


Or he was firing himself up to get those pesky kids off his lawn when he got home.:crone:

Only people that do, or have done coke know to refer to a small line as a bump. Guess we're both outed now.

Whoops.


vvv NSFW Lyrics vvv

Doctors say it kills horses and men
Yeah, they say it kills ya but they don't say when
Cocaine
Yeah you old cocaine, Lawd, Lawd, yeah[/HoytAxton]

Three's company... lol

How about Eric Clapton and cocaine

In this case Idiots of the day.
Woodland, North Carolina, rejects a solar panel farm.
:facepalm:

Deer hunter driving on rails hit by train. Somewhere in south MS.

Darwin wins again.

Darwin has been busy.

It has been around in the news quite a bit: On Christmas Day three men in western Germany strapped explosives to a condom vending machine in order to help themselves to its contents. However one 29 yo member of the trio was slow to duck for cover and was fatally hit by shrapnel.

sample link

If you're going to set fire to a CCTV camera, it's probably better not to let it see your ugly mug first.

http://s27.postimg.org/3jxn4ihhv/Arson.jpg



London24

Probably on their way to a training evening for the 2016 Darwin Awards.
I believe a small wager to be in order.

teenage rape suspect on bail violates bond with snapchap

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/...rt_river_index

I hope that wasn't a British tourist having an absent minded moment! :eek:

Trick is on us, they were going in reverse.

He just came out of the "in" driveway to McDonald's.

Whoops


Read the rest here:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/...ear-portsmouth

It's probably not much of an idea to destroy a wasps' nest in your garage by means of fire, especially when the garage is attached to your house.

LINK

What the Fire & Rescue Service had to say:

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But did they get the wasps?

FINE.

History doesn't relate whether they were cremated or just slightly singed.
Whatever happened, it probably didn't improve their mood.

and now they live next door. :thepain:

Smarts but no common sense?

Math teacher gave Miss Iraq Jokes list as part of an assignmemt

How did this create an "unsafe environment" for students?

unsafe is the new uncomfortable. Mentally unsafe? regardless, it was a stupid thing to do when the purpose was to demonstrate scatter plots :/

It's a slippery slope, it could lead to drawing pictures of the prophet...

Wait till these little fuckers get into the real world. :rolleyes:

Here ya go...

This happened in Michigan. What do you want to bet this teacher knew better before the election, but once Michigan became an unexpected flip-state, suddenly decided he (and I'd bet a million dollars it's a he) was actually in the majority and could pull a stunt like this?

The thing about the real world is, people talk like it's some kind of wild west, but a whole lot of it is actually exactly like this.

If you repeated this joke to your neighbor, and they thought it was mildly offensive, are you going to get arrested? No. Are they going to go home and cry? No. But they won't like you as much, and the next time you are sick and need a meal, or the next time you want to borrow a tool, you won't find them as receptive. Add up more than one of these incidents and they'll actively dislike you, and call the city when your trees get slightly-too-low or your garbage can comes in a few hours later than it's supposed to.

If you posted this list in your cubicle, someone would complain. Would you be suspended? No. But you'd be on someone's mental shit list. The trigger would be faster for your next offense. At some point you'd be up for manager promotion, and they'd say, "You know what? A manager has to be more diplomatic than most, this guy has proven he can't keep everyone motivated, give the job to Gary instead."

I'm as big a fan of inappropriate humor as anyone. But one of the things that makes it funny is the very fact that you can't get away with saying it just anywhere you want. Otherwise it wouldn't be a top 10 Letterman list, it would just be that thing some advertising agency put up on the bus ad, and you'd be bored by it.

If we can't mock other cultures with humor, I'm out.

Anytime, anywhere, no matter what? Can I mock Sundae's culture in the thread about her being in the hospital? There are times and places. The rest is just haggling over where the line is.

There's a clear difference between group culture and a individuals plight. You know that.:eyebrow:

An English friend of mine, i.e. of Sundae's culture, told me his father's favorite expression is "If you can't laugh at cripples, then who can you laugh at?"

Come to think of it, he's actually Welsh, so he probably doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Sooo...

Can we make fun of crippled orphans with AIDS getting beaten about their ugly little faces with taxidermied cats by big-dicked transgender Atheist nuns in this thread?

Or not?

I'm confused.

It's entirely about intent for me. If you intended to make people laugh you're good. If you intended to hurt then you're not.

Yup.

It's also about where the power is. A member of a stronger majority making fun of a member of a less powerful minority for the entertainment of other members of the stronger majority is a little too close to bullying for me to feel comfortable with it. Not saying that's always the case, but often enough.

If you intended to make people laugh, those various groups might be OK with it ... except PETA (they lost their sense of humor back at Thump-a-Pup).

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Clodfobble, some of the comments referred to the teacher as "she", but male was my thought too.

However, the idiocy lies in not realizing this was not going to be OK in the situation. Regardless of whether we agree with the OKness, this was never going to wash in a school setting. Even in Monroe, which is almost in Ohio

Exactly.

Today's Idiot of the Day brought to you by YouTube and White Privilege.



Not better bigger. Not better louder either, but it's really the words earn it a spot in this thread. I was gonna say something about mental illness, but upon reflection, I don't think she's mentally ill, she's just an asshole, albeit a loud and persistent one.

I'm not sure who the bigger idiot is...the guy that wrote the initial tweet or our PEOTUS for re-tweeting it.

Upon review ... I agree, just an asshole.

Our Idiot of The Day for December 1:



Stupider bigger.

Fucking idiot.

What on earth did he think would happen? :rolleyes:

I'm not sure thinking was happening there.

Idiots. Plural.

Viral Mannequin Challenge by armed felons leads to arrests, weapons and drugs seizures

Idiots.:lol2:

Only two got arrested. Bummer. Could/should have been a whole lot more.

There's a link to a compilation video of fire challenges, about 20 or so of them. For some reason people with pale complexions are grossly under represented in the compilation video.

Oh, not to be pedantic but fire challenge gone wrong is a tautology.