That was my impression too...

Where are the hot button cases supposed to go then?

Away, apparently.

The Simple Trick To Better Sex Is Hiding In Your Kitchen
 

From HuffPost.

While I have had sex in the kitchen before, I admit I never tried hiding in the kitchen to enhance the experience. It seems counter-productive.

I'll be here all week. Try the apples.

You haven't? That's an excellent place to ambush the ladies, even if they don't cook they get hungry. I'd suggest baiting the ambush with wine and chocolate, but that may not be legal in your jurisdiction. :cool:

Testicular Ball to be held in aid of charity
 

Bristol Post

Over to you, Dwellars...

"itsinthebag". :facepalm: :haha:

Ladies are expected to wear sack dresses.

not ball gowns?

You're right. (Which means I'm wrong, as usual)

Sack dresses would just be nutty.

?

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Yeah...No shit.

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Hmm

Mmm...haze.

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:lol2:

While I haven't seen a lot of ISIS videos...I'm just gonna go ahead and disagree now.

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Well - I dunno - one person on their knees giving head...





( I know- I'm going to hell)

:lol2:

I thought I'd seen this in this thread, but, I can't find it, so:

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Rly? A squrl?

Apparently, it was because he came home without beer because the stores were closed on Christmas eve.

For realz.

So, he was asking for it...

It's her fault, if she'd been making his sandwich for him, as she should, her hands would have been busy.

Plus working off that aggression. :bolt:

Dang, does anybody actually look at the drivel they've attempted to type?

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Dick's is a sporting goods chain.

Guess it's a good thing it wasn't COCK!'s, huh?

Flying dildos. One more reason not to go to weddings.

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Why post a pic of Bill Gates alongside a bear mauling story?

No, Bill Gates did not get mauled.

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This one is almost a threadkiller:

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For............................the............................win

On 'The News Quiz' yesterday lunchtime BBC R4, a clip from an article in the Daily Mail was read out to much amusement:


Searches reveal that the original was quickly corrected. However the show is available on BBC iPlayer, which will probably work outside the UK unlike most TV programmes. Clip starts at about 1.30.

:eek:They shot a dead boy?

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Follow-up to this:

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You know?

Snickers satisfies.

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Nothing wrong w/the headline itself (outside of bad taste)...but, that pic is not Joe Cocker, nor is it John Belushi.

That's porn legend Ron Jeremy. Who is alive, btw.

:right:

As I recall, Fark knows who Ron Jeremy is. It used to be a whole thing. At least back in the day.

Yeah, that's the search engine trying to be clever and pulling a random image from a post within the Fark thread. The other image on the first page was a giant "No One Cares" meme, so I guess it's lucky they went with the one they did.

I don't think it'll help...

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*audible snort*

SOL? Snorting Out Loud?:D

Grav just totally won this thread.

Article (well, ad) about Anthony Bourdain...

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...pic is Guy Fieri.

Why do they do that? It happens often enough it can't be accidental.

because computers r studip.

Not the newspaper's bad, but still ... W - T - F

God will judge King Richard III, says Ulster cleric.
The Fermanagh-born cleric who will say prayers of welcome at the re-interment of King Richard lll​ has said God will judge the king, not him.
(Belfast Telegraph)

If God hasn't got round to that task yet, he must have an awful backlog. Mind, I don't plan to join that queue anyway.


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An opsimath is a person who begins, or continues, to study or learn late in life.

Great, now *I'm* one too.

:lol2:

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Plane with nobody aboard crashes at Nipawin, Sask.

The plane became airborne in 33 feet?

:eyebrow:

Misprint at the least...

perhaps there was a fine headwind that gave the wings greater lift

let's not talk about treadmills though, please.

there's a short vid around here of such a light plane landing on a mountain ridge, the guy gets out, has lunch, and turns the plane around and flits off into the clouds again. almost unbelievable. they really do need a surprisingly low speed to attain liftoff.

found it.



and in my search for *that one*, I found *this one*.

Seriously, they just jump into the air.

In the top video, that pilot had to make a damn good estimate
of exactly how far he would "roll" before going over the rim top.

I could just imagine his wife saying:
So the engine won't start, and you are where ???
You Fool, what were you thinking ?

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I bet I watched that second vid ten times.

Head wind helped, but, dayum.

No decorum, no decorum at all.

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me too!!!!

srsly. it takes off in just over one plane length. boioioioing!!!! and poof, it's gone. It took me a bit to realize the literal truth about the title. it touches down, and rolls to a stop in about ten feet. from that stop, it then launches/takes off/springs into the air.

amazing.

Twern't headlines, but...

Now being visited by the Quitman PD: people who are enemies of people willing to anonymously fill out a form.

Strippers at funerals? OMG that is all different flavours of wrong.

I've said before that I have no moral issue with nekkedness, and women are entitled to earn their living any way they see fit. But the idea of people perving at my funeral (imaginary funeral which people other than my parents and brother attend) isn't one I condone.

I don't do the whole celebration of life thing either. For me personally I mean.
That's for people who lived good lives and had friends.
I'll take a cold reckoning in the rain in Scotland rather than people wearing pink "in my honour". Honour me when I'm alive, when it can do some good. Dead meat doesn't appreciate pink.

Yeah, funerals are pretty much for the living.

The county can bury me in an unmarked grave, for all I care.

♪ ♫If the city don't bury you, baby♪ ♫
♪ ♫Lord knows the county will♪ ♫

This would have been a bad (or good) place for a typo:

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