The Cellar: What we have here is a failure to communicate.

The Cellar: Remember where you are. This is "The Cellar". Death is listening, and will take the first one who screams.

The Cellar: The frogurt is also cursed.

The Cellar:Gay for you without exchanging fluids.

The Cellar: Drama Queens? We're the whole damn Drama Royal Family

The Cellar: You have Freudian slips, we have the Freudian lingerie drawer

The Cellar: Don't take the brown acid

The Cellar: What's New, Pussycat?

The Cellar: Not Like a Bridge Over Troubled Waters. More Like a Boston Tunnel

The Cellar: a pitfall on the pathway to paradise.

The Cellar: A hotbed of sluts (apparently)
The Cellar: We'll show you the meaning of fellatrix
The Cellar: Come feed our greedy slits

(Greedy Slits as in coin operated machines of course)

Jesus Christ, Sundae Girl is NSFW!

Oops. Off on one ;)
Was obviously feeling touchy about allowing my chain to be yanked.

Nice fluffy taglines from me in future.

I love Sundae Girl! Deal.

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But the naughty words hurt my sensitive eyeballs! I demand justice! Sundae Girl must die! :::evil boogey-man dance::: [/sarcasm]

The Cellar: Because you can love people you're never going to meet

The Cellar: Because it's good to wish death on people you will never meet

Both with smilies of course

How about combining it into one?

The Cellar: People you will love or hate but never meet

The Cellar: "love" and "hate" assigned on the scantest of evidence

The Cellar: Loving to hate, and hating to love