"My grandmothers have both passed away," she deadpanned.

Too soon?

Nah, one was soon after my birth and the other was a bitch.
She said, a shade sadly.

;)

Is anyone else sick to death of puns?

No.

I hate going back over previous posts, but I thought those were Tom Swifties, he said reproachingly

They are Tom Swifties, she replied quickly.

Thanks for the confirmation, he said smugly

To lose one grandmother, Inif, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

:lol:

(Disclaimer: I miss all my grandparents and I think all four would find this a very funny conversation.)

YUP. welcome to sixth grade civics you dumb fuck.

The Constitution of The United States is a serious impediment to Jesus bringing Right and Truth to the world. Yup, gonna have to fix that.

Awwww, leave him be! :P

He got fat because he did his back in really bad. And he's only mid-60s.

Bet he could still charm his way into girl's pants though...