same video, posted nonWIDE for infinite monkey's phone's benefit.



jus' sayin'.

Love. That. Guy.

I bet she shags like a minx...

Haven't you heard, don't stick your dick in crazy?

Patton Oswalt is one of the funniest guys around. And everybody who is into cool, nerdy stuff should watch this entire video.

Yes, it's long, but it's pure gold. And as she said, it's a filibuster, so what are you gonna do?



This is maybe one of the top ten internet things ever. Yeah, I said it. Watch the video.

The problem is my dick is crazy and I never find out the chix are until after the fact.

maybe you're a giver and not a taker...?

Like an asymptomatic carrier? Very possible.

Let me get this straight. Are you saying your dick drives the girls crazy?

Yeah, I think foot is straight. Why do you ask?

I'm not sure if the girls were saying "Your dick is driving me crazy." Or "You're a dick, and it's driving me crazy."

I suspect it is the latter as no girl has ever gasped at the sight of my dick.

Not that you know of.

Weren't you Marky Mark's stunt weiner in Boogie Nights?

*snickers*

That was mentioned in confidence.

"They call me Needle-Dick Happy Butt-Fucker. Cause I make it much sweeter, with less peter."