Yes

Do you want me to beg?

Yes.

Does begging turn you on?

No!

Do you like a dominant partner?

No


do you like wearing collars?

Sometimes.



Have you ever tucked your junk between your legs and looked at yourself in the mirror?

no, i was born without junk. *has never considered having an "addadicktome*



do you play with your noodle? :P

Incessantly.


Have you ever held anyone at gunpoint?

yes (a cap gun)

has your best friend ever been a member of the opposite gender?

Yes, God rest his soul.




Have you ever had sex with your best friend?

No


have you ever had sex with someone and then afterword found out you were related to that person?

It's a long story.

have you ever played the fool?

Ha! My brother did. He ended up marrying her too. Genealogy can be creepy sometimes. He and his wife have a common ancestor something like 10 generations back. Many other people do too, but just don't know it because they never learn their family trees.

Yes.

Have you ever gotten burnt by the fire?

I didn't start the fire, but, YES, I've gotten burnt.

Do you ever wish you could SLAP people thru your computer screen?

yes....oh yes


ever slapped your computer screen, because its been...naughty?