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busterb 06-08-2007 08:08 PM

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Humm

TheMercenary 06-08-2007 08:17 PM

The chick with the Sea Lion looks like she is swallowing her whistle.

monster 06-08-2007 09:13 PM

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Flint 06-08-2007 09:37 PM

bucket-fucker

skysidhe 06-09-2007 08:16 PM

http://forrestcroce.com/Images/Lesli...ngbirdMoth.jpg

John 06-11-2007 03:27 PM

http://www.thunderlords.com/Square.jpg

"Thunderlords: The first metal band for kids!

What would happen if The Wiggles met Rob Zombie backstage at a Gwar concert and decided to form a band together? I'm not really sure, but I'd bet they would sound a lot like The Thunderlords! The Thunderlords play loud, heavy music with goofy, fun lyrics that everyone can enjoy. Except those looking for some peace and quiet. Warning: This is not the album you want to play at naptime!

Debut 9 song album "Noisy Songs For Noisy Kids" now available. Featuring the hit songs "I Like Dirt" and "Ice Cream Headache" Now being played on XM Radio Station"

http://www.thunderlords.com/

xoxoxoBruce 06-11-2007 06:39 PM

Well, that's nuts.

Flint 06-11-2007 07:48 PM

My daughter loves double bass. I hope that band is serious about being "metal" ...

kerosene 06-11-2007 11:38 PM

Flint, that just gave me an idea about a new thread to start. :D

zippyt 06-11-2007 11:46 PM

Sick and SAD !!!!!

monster 06-12-2007 09:21 PM


busterb 06-12-2007 10:27 PM

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Anyone we know???

skysidhe 06-13-2007 12:12 AM

http://www.waulpaper.com/x_images/An...iew/snake2.JPG

I really didn't know a snake had so many teeth.

lumberjim 06-13-2007 12:15 AM

constrictors do. they have to grip their prey. venomous snakes seem to have two main fangs for injection.

BigV 06-13-2007 12:42 PM

Venomous snakes have many teeth too, and for the same reason, to grip their prey as they swallow. You're right about the method of killing, but they still have to eat the dead thing the same way.

xoxoxoBruce 06-13-2007 05:18 PM

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I getting dizzy.

Flint 06-13-2007 08:24 PM

Maybe I'm not getting enough sleep, but I, like, LOLed at that.

Nightsong 06-13-2007 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 354382)
I really didn't know a snake had so many teeth.

::Looks at the scars on the back of his hand:: Yep they sure do.

Flint 06-13-2007 08:29 PM

Hey, you're the wang guy.

John 06-18-2007 01:42 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...esusBuster.jpg

John 06-18-2007 01:43 PM

http://ljplus.ru/img3/s/t/stone515/_medved.jpg

Flint 06-18-2007 03:51 PM

When there's somethin' weird in your neighborhood...

jester 06-18-2007 05:03 PM

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yeah, baby

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Spexxvet 06-18-2007 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jester (Post 356545)
yeah, baby

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I like his pink, fur-edged neglige

jamesdalphonse1 06-18-2007 06:55 PM

had to check these out, real cool

glatt 06-18-2007 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jamesdalphonse1 (Post 356600)
had to check these out, real cool

You checked out all 3000+ posts?

monster 06-18-2007 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 356634)
You checked out all 3000+ posts?

I think a quick quiz may be in order......

justush 06-19-2007 03:48 AM

It took two full working days :thumb2:
but i skipped most of the comments
gif mroe pix!

skysidhe 06-19-2007 11:07 AM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/35...b44ebb54_o.jpg

DanaC 06-19-2007 11:11 AM

What a fantastic picture Sky!

skysidhe 06-19-2007 11:18 AM

I can't imagine! I am sure he is a millisecond from slamming that door and running to the top?

jester 06-19-2007 11:35 AM

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Ready - Aim

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Hagar 06-19-2007 04:26 PM

I bet he hates "beginner day".

The folks in the offices behind him pro'bly aren't too keen on it either.

I have days like that, 'cept the target's lower.

The only job in the world where you'd happily be made redundant by a stick?

wolf 06-19-2007 04:59 PM

He looks Chinese, so it makes sense. People cost less than wood.

Ibby 06-19-2007 05:37 PM

That is very, very, VERY real. I've seen it, or something exactly like it.

Labour is so cheap in China that, like, on those ticket machines at the entrance to car parks, they have a person whose entire job is simply to take the ticket from the machine and hand it to you in your car. No joke.

glatt 06-20-2007 12:58 PM

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Yeah. That'll work.

xoxoxoBruce 06-20-2007 04:11 PM

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Anyone know what this railcar snapped in West Virginia is?

glatt 06-20-2007 04:21 PM

It's from a 1:64 scale model railroad. It's just a novelty salt shaker.

barefoot serpent 06-20-2007 05:08 PM

Fissionable materials? The fins on the container could help keep the contents cool.

Sundae 06-20-2007 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 357309)
It's from a 1:64 scale model railroad. It's just a novelty salt shaker.

You beat me to it - by about 10 minutes :)
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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent (Post 357327)
Fissionable materials? The fins on the container could help keep the contents cool.

But as it says under the pic - it's apparently not cargo - it's part of the train.

Some sort of leaf blowing device?
Which would usually be at the front of a rear engine driven train but is currently just being moved during the summer?

zippyt 06-20-2007 09:31 PM

Its the Forse field genarator for MX Trains !!

xoxoxoBruce 06-20-2007 10:46 PM

I thought it might be to X-ray track welds but there are no warning signs and the DOD numbers don't make sense.

Bitman 06-21-2007 04:37 AM

Rail demagnetizer? X-ray scanner for cracks? My first guess was actually a hydroelectric generator .. it's too big to lay on a car, so they just bolted some wheels to it.

Flint 06-21-2007 09:51 AM

They're building a giant robot that's a cross between Jordi LaForge and Boba Fett?

xoxoxoBruce 06-21-2007 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bitman (Post 357440)
My first guess was actually a hydroelectric generator .. it's too big to lay on a car, so they just bolted some wheels to it.

Nope, that's not what they look like.

LennyNero 06-21-2007 09:26 PM

Definitely is a nuclear waste transport vessel. Here's a pic, albeit in the wrong orientation due to a derailment in 2006.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_ho...s/5808663.html

-Dan

xoxoxoBruce 06-21-2007 09:58 PM

Bingo, good find, thanks a million it was bugging me. I surprised there are no yellow/purple markings, but maybe they don't use them when the vessel is empty. Or maybe they are being sneaky.
From the link...
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An empty container used to transport used nuclear fuel lies on its side after a rail car carrying it derailed Sept. 22 in a collision involving two trains at the CXS Frontier Railyard in Buffalo, N.Y. The empty container was not damaged and there was no release of radiation, the Department of Energy said.
Duh.

xoxoxoBruce 06-21-2007 10:28 PM

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Hmmmmm

wolf 06-22-2007 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LennyNero (Post 357658)
Definitely is a nuclear waste transport vessel. Here's a pic, albeit in the wrong orientation due to a derailment in 2006.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_ho...s/5808663.html

-Dan

I was going to guess containment housing for a reactor, because of the shape and what appear to be cooling fins.

RellikLaerec 06-22-2007 08:29 AM

Ive had that Ice Cream Bruce. It is good! Just don't warm it up in the nuke first. Makes a bit of a mess.

skysidhe 06-22-2007 10:26 AM

Never Eaten Fried Ice Cream
 
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CatTattoo.jpg

Uisge Beatha 06-22-2007 11:20 AM

Fish? Tattoos of fish? The poor thing will be trying to bite a chunk out of itself!

xoxoxoBruce 06-22-2007 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 357782)
Ive had that Ice Cream Bruce. It is good! Just don't warm it up in the nuke first. Makes a bit of a mess.

Do they have Turkey Hill out there or was it another brand?

If that cat tat is real, they must have knocked it out to do it. People have been maimed for life just bathing cats.

wolf 06-22-2007 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 357690)
Hmmmmm

I want to try that flavor ... but how do they keep the crispy bits crispy?

(I love the "imported from Lancaster County" seal. Hilarious.)

barefoot serpent 06-22-2007 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 357810)

fake - the tattoo is unwrinkled where the cat is (on the hind quarters).

xoxoxoBruce 06-22-2007 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 357878)
I want to try that flavor ... but how do they keep the crispy bits crispy?

Maybe they're plastic... I think they're sugar glazed, though.

Deuce 06-22-2007 03:12 PM

Bill (Sam McMurray): "What's that new thing you got over there at food and drug?"
Clark: "Oh the Crunch enhancer? Yeah it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permiable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it."
Bill: "Yeah it's a beautiful product."
Clark: "Yeah I like it."

Flint 06-22-2007 03:14 PM

I believe I have posted about the non-nutritive cereal varnish at one point. Maybe it was suggested as a user title...

I love that movie.

Sundae 06-22-2007 03:20 PM

I had the same reaction to the ice-cream as I did to the cat:
Some things are yummy separately, but mixing them just makes a mess
Thank goodness they're not real

glatt 06-22-2007 03:21 PM

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The pose by the delivery van accident is interesting, but isn't quite enough. Can anyone spot what makes this a wtf?


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