The Cellar: Bawdiness reminiscient of the Vaudevillian days of yore.

The Cellar: Serious conversations about twit and twat.

The Cellar: Where bawdiness meets ribaldry on a first-name basis.

The cellar: We give a rat's ass

The Cellar: running at a bawd rate of 24/7 TBS.

the cellar: slowly turning into "The Gutter"

The Cellar: bonmots served like bonbons to bonobos.

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The Cellar: We Eat Our Young, Old and Infirm. We're Equal Rights Cannibals, Here

The Cellar: 'Scuse Me While I Kiss The Sky

The Cellar: Where the Rabbit Hole Really Ends Up

The Cellar: *You're* Not Entitled To Your Opinion, But We Are

The Cellar: Currently in Need of a Midol

The Cellar: Like a Priest, Only Online, and Not Pedophilic

The Cellar: Its Alright, Your Boss Hangs Out Here, Too

The Cellar: We love the rat's ass

The Cellar: busterb'll open a can of whup-ass on you wrong-forum-postin' muthafuckas!

The Cellar: It's tight like that.

The Cellar: Just like a chocolate milkshake only crunchy

The Cellar: Treadmilling on thin ice