Not anymore

I emminem black?

No.




Does a ton of bricks fall faster than a ton of feathers?

When using the teenage vernacular "dude thats a ton of __", yes.


Will working 9 hours a day 5 days a week, for the entire summer, in a room literally the size of a closet in an office working on spreadsheets drive me insane?

yes


Would working with a bunch of idiots also make you insane?

Yes.

Would working with a bunch of insanely NICE people make you insane?

HECK YES IT WOULD!

does that mean you would rather work with mean people?

No.




It is very hard for me to be driven insane.
Do you think shocker is mean?

No! so you can suck my....oh wait...i'm not mean


do you think Iggy is a poopy head?

No. But you are! Ha!

is it time to fucking go home yet?!?!?

Yes, I'm home and outside a bottle of Quervo.


Are you an alcoholic?

Luckee!

And no, but I bet I would be if they let me drink at work! Damn this place!

Are you drunk?

no


are you sober?

Yes - its 10 mins till beer-o'clock here.

Should I stay sober?

no

can i get you drunk?

Yes - if the contents of your car are anything to go on.

Did you have fun at your jammie party?