Yes, but when is Pillsbury going to activate it's D.E.R.T. ?

(Doughboy Emergency Response Team)

it's not a blimp. It's an alien spacecraft.

Oh sure, they SAY it's a blimp, but *I* know the truth.

It's always a balloon or swamp gas or a helicopter, but I know it's aliens.

Massive crack in earth mysteriously opens up in Bighorn Mountains

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Photo: SNS Outfitter & Guides

Isn't ground moisture, water, and a spring, all water? I suppose in rare cases the "subsurface lubrication" could be oil seeping, but except for those rare instances what besides water? I doubt many landslides, fast or slow, were caused by spilled Anal-Eze.

Is Wyoming a girl, now?

Just stop, before it devolves to Yo Mama cracks. :haha:

Maybe a coincidence, but off in the distance it looks like continuation of a fault line.

***Probably Don't Wanna Look At This At Work (close-up of Holly's clothed "Private Fun Place")***

Holly Holm Steroid Rumors Surface After Photo Shows Bigger Than Normal Vagina Area (Video)

What the hell is a "normal" size vagina area? I've seen a wide range of variation from flat to fat. :eyebrow:

It's always cool when people's bodies are publicly described as not normal. That's the best.

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eta: I know you are just linking to the story grav, and those are their words, not yours.

A before pic would've been nice.

Perhaps they should have the words "more muscular"...a more muscular vaginal area.

Or, maybe describe her as, in Cellar terms, 'stout-cootered'.:jig:

I'd pay extra for that.

The TSA has just announced that passengers at the Klamath Falls, Oregon airport
(far-southern central Oregon) will NOT be screened due to "erratic numbers of daily passengers".
Instead, KF's passengers will be FLOWN to PDX for screening there. :smack:

Now all you terroristta boys and girls behave yourselves while aloft,
at least until you get to Portland.

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Well, that's different.

It's an economy move because the TSA is trying to scrimp by on their tiny $7.3 Billion budget.

:) That's almost word-for-word what the newsreporter said !

Then that makes two of us, we must be right.

Of all the airports I've flown through, the biggest security jackoffs have always been in the smallest airports. Just like the rent-a-cop at an apartment complex is a way bigger tyrant than an actual cop. In the Peoria airport, which has like one flight in and out per day, they strip-searched my damn baby.

So while we wouldn't hire Trump for mall cop maybe he'd be a chill Commander in Chief?

Did he change the diaper?

In fairness, there were explosive things going on in there at the time.

Everyone has a different interpretation of Homeland Security.

Ja wohl !

"Defense" used to be an adequate word/title for the government
I'm not at all sure what "Homeland" added to the concept.

For those of us of WWII vintage, it has very negative implications.

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:lol2:

Two things I've wondered about for a long time now.

1. Has an infant ever been used in a terrorist attack?

2. How old was the oldest confirmed terrorist?

NASA releases the highest resolution images ever taken of Pluto

Great pics. Best yet. Or ever, now.

I don't see any fleas.:cool:

ƒucking Hoosiers, man...

Kentucky boy, 6 years old, killed in knife attack in his bedroom

Just unimaginable.

That's fucked up. Gotta be some sort of mental illness. It's not normal.

Edit: dude's FB page is still up. Looks like he has boys the same age as the victim.

Certainly sounds like he may have some sort of disrupted mental state. God, what a nightmare. That poor family.

Ban knives.

The kid was asking for it, :rolleyes:

If I wasn't drunk, I'd take issue with that...

...but, seeing as I am drunk...

Hah!:D

We kind of did over here:p


Not that the ban on some kinds of knife and mandatory prison sentences for carrying a bladed weapon would have stopped this appalling crime.

It's kind of like guns - as your post suggests. The thing with banning guns, is that it won't stop all gun crimes, and it won't stop all murders - but it will stop some.

Keeping everyone in cages would stop them all, but is that worth it?

Well for a few years it worked really well and knife crime fell - we've just had the first increase in knife crime for several years.

We currently have a growing problem with young people and knives which may be what is driving up knife crime. Of course - it's a good deal more difficult to control knives, which are used every day in every kitchen in every house everywhere, and a lot of the knives used in violent crime are domestic knives.

We didn't 'ban knives' really. But we banned the sale of certain kinds of knives and criminalised the carrying of a knife.

There were spikes, but in general the trend has been downwards I think since the laws were tightened up in the 90s and then again a few years ago.

There has also been a bunch of stupid... ASBOs, is it? Hefty fines like the woman who was cutting flowers in her yard when the school bus arrives so she walks out to meet her kids and the driver reports her. I see a lot of those on Arbroath. It works like our zero tolerance school policy. :rolleyes:

There have been odd bits of nonsense aye.

What's more troubling, to me, are the mandatory prison sentences for anybody caught carrying a knife, regardless of whether there was any intention to commit a crime with it. It results in unnecessary criminalisation, particularly of young people.

I agree with ban on carrying them - but sentencing should be down to the judge in individual cases - not all of which warrant prison.

Right, we have a huge problem of spending a fortune to incarcerate people, mostly teens, for small quantities of pot. This not only is a waste of resources, it tags them with a criminal record that will fuck up employment opportunities for the rest of their life. Do you think they could be a mite bitter, a mite antisocial? Maybe enough for them to become criminal or terroristic. http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif

There should be an exchange program by which Brits convicted of carrying a knife are sent to us and Yanks convicted of possession of pot are sent to them.

Every prison in the UK wuold probably riot if we tried that. We've all seen American prisons on tv and they look like something out of some future dystopian nightmare.

We wouldn't put them in prison.

We'd put them in a kerchief and call them Boy Scouts.

But they will cut you. They will cut you deep.

The Girl Scouts rifle team will protect us.

Except during archery season.

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And all Brits drink tea from tiny cups with their pinky raised, on American TV. Don't believe TV, especially the news. :haha:

More like country clubs

That little girl looks just like Uncledigr's second daughter when she was that age. It's uncanny. He about tripped when I sent him the picture a while back.

She does maths for the gubmint.

Oh, yeah...what for I came here:

Family horrified by gruesome death on cruise ship

At the linked article there is a photo of a bloody elevator door, so, if'n you be squeamy, be warned.

Starting tomorrow, Copyright (held by the state of Bararia) expires. Meaning anyone can now republish Hitler's book Mein Kampf. Will Trump love it or hate it as competition?

Lola Bunny missed her chance to become a rootin' tootin' gun totin' Texan; but, it's not too late for Clod!

A 2012 Tennessee state law allows police to force drivers to have blood drawn. Previously, drivers could decline such tests with the understanding that their drivers license would be suspended.

That makes me wonder if the cops wait for test results before shipping you to the Gulag? :eyebrow:

‘Camouflaged Canadian’ nabbed at U.S. border with sled full of drugs

:drool:

The poor guy doesn't speak English, and accidently wandered into the US while searching for his dog team. The 182 lbs of Xanax was for personal use, as losing one's dog team is very upsetting. A Trump wall would have prevented this accidental incursion.

Total cunt, partial cunt, or just a plain, old cunt?
 

A DAD won a £2,000 holiday with this funny selfie of a HORSE photobombing a family picture - only for the animal’s owner to say he didn’t have her permission to take a snap of her nag.


Didn't really belong in horses, (although the owner sounds like a horse's ass) not 100% weird news either, and not exactly Idiot of the day, but I didn't think it needed its own thread.

I'm unfamiliar with UK laws with respect to photography, but in the US she'd get a punch in the cunt if she tried to press this issue.

What an extra douche nozzle-y thing to move the horse. Sort of fleeing the horse after the shutter has been closed. Or something like that.

I hope her horse steps on her foot.

It's easy to see why Nicola's a cunt, she gets it from her father. The parents always have different names in these stories. :confused: