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From the New York Times, The Gray Lady, bastion of solid responsible Journalism, spurner of sensationalism...

A 22 year old woman shopping in London with her Mother and Daughter in Bexleyheath, south east London, when a man in a trade van called her over and handed her this.

http://cellar.org/2016/ticket.jpg

He's very lucky she and her Mother thought it was funny, as I'm sure if she had freaked there is probably a number of health and safety statutes which would have cost him. He might even be tagged a sex offender.

Quote:

“I thought it was a leaflet for his business or something because he was in a work van. He literally called me over and gave me the sex ticket, rolled up his window and then looked in the other direction.” The mother-of-one has seen the funny side of the “sex ticket”.

She added: “My mum and I read through it and started laughing – something like this has never happened to me before. My sister phoned the number on the card to see who would answer and she said it sounded like an old man.”

But no parking. Link

Johann's a prick.

Don't be a Johann.

Going to be a hot Saturday night..

Left handed ohhh kinky.

35 is the new elderly.

Does it have something to do with making a bong? What is that rectangular thing next to the pen?

Pen? I thought that was an e-cigarette.

Smartass whippersnappers. :crone:

ha.
On a similar note, I mentioned manual typewriters in a speech today and got a TON of blank faces.
They literally didn't know what it was.