heehee I's all she. Now let me tell you about period cups.....

*we've secretly taken im's coffee cup and replaced it with a period cup. Let's see if she notices.*

:lol: don't. laughing's a little uncomfortable. i guess it's been too long since I did crunchies.

Piss whore fucking motherfucker goddam die and bleed and shoot yourself you son of a whore sucking windbagging fuckwad scum of the earth.

*two minutes pass

I saw a butterfly lift into the air and I felt the presence of all the loveliness and I have deep feelings of love for all creatures great and small (sniffs into handkerchief then looks around to see if anyone's watching...sniff sniff) and I am a retired butterfly.

It's Boehner style posting.

did you miss your meds IM?

Nah, just channeling. Playing Who Am I for the more astute.

I'm More's brother, Les

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=722219#post722219

have at

Pulled the muscles from my tits down to my belly by coughing extensively.
Now even sneezing - one of my favourite pastimes - hurts. As does everything else.

And my parents' cat has been playing silly buggers all day, not complying with our usual schedule. So as I'm typing this I am hearing Diz swearing in cat-language at the top of his (loud) voice at Mia. To be fair to her she is probably shattered and wants to come in to bed. But the last couple of times I tried to sort that she ran away, and not from Diz just from me.

The thing I really came here for though... I wanted some fast food!
I've hardly eaten a thing in the last week.
Honestly.
Today I've had a Snack-A-Mug (cross between soup & pasta) because I knew it would slip down easily.
So as I really really fancy some chicken I thought, why not?
The rents are gone for two hours, I can order on my card and get delivery.
But it's a minimum of £10. And that's both too much money and too much food.
BOOOOOO!
I'm sure when I used to order for Grandad it was £6. Because his would be 4-5 and something for myself would tip it over into free delivery.
Oh hang on, that was cash on delivery via the take-out menus, not on the internet.

Ah well.
Probably better for me.
Just disappointed.

Fried chicken, or kebab, or fries, or burger.... mmmmmmmmmmm.

Did you know that the GRE is now a computerized, adaptive test? This means that the difficulty of your next question is determined by whether you got the last one right, thus pinpointing your exact skill level more precisely in fewer questions.

Which is cool and all, except when it fucks you over after a later question in the math portion inadvertently makes it clear what theorem you misused in a previous question. Used to be, subtle test-taking skills like using later questions to answer previous questions could be used to your advantage. Now all you can do is sit there and grit your teeth.

can't you walk in somewhere and take a paper test?

There are paper tests still available. But only at certain locations, and usually only in the more rural areas that haven't gotten the money to update yet.

But either way you can't just "walk in" anywhere, the popular time slots at the testing centers (i.e., summer) all fill up 9-12 months in advance, and the least-popular time slots (i.e., now, in the middle of finals at the end of the semester) fill up shortly after that. I registered in January, thinking I could take it anytime before October, and happened to get one of the very last appointments anywhere in the city during my time frame.

I'm not upset about it, I still scored plenty high enough to get into my program. Just mildly irritated. :)

I never, ever doubted you, CF.

My hearty congratulations to you, and "rub some dirt on it nancy" for your minor irritation.

My back hurts and I'm in danger of it getting all fucked up again, so I need to try and sit properly (not hooking on foot under the other knee etc.....) but everytime I stop thinking about it, the damn leg does as it pleases, sneaking up onto the seat and twisting my back all six ways from hell without me even noticing.....

My esophagus, I was up most of the night. I think there is food hung up in there.

Maybe it's the anthrax.

I agree. I would refrain from listening to thrash hair bands before going to bed.

I went to an earnoseandthroat doc for that same complaint and he told me It was acid reflux.

I drank the barium today. My hiatal hernia is probably the source of the problem but the GI doc will have specifics tomorrow. Fortunately, I don't have any food in there right now. Maybe a decade ago I went through some serious shit with this but lifestyle changes worked until now. Go stress!

Mri for My sholder tonite

did they give you a disc with the images? Post em!

I am hungry.

Zoey, my Dumb Blonde cat, has escaped. Because I have four broken toes (all on the left foot) I couldn't catch her.

Beat the crowds and place your order for an adorable kitteh today!

I have a zoie too.

How did you break your toes? ouch

Trying to kick the cat, I imagine.

Or the habit, in Bri's case...

See if you can get a photo of you smiling superimposed on the images.

I'm known all too well.

No, I broke the four toes yesterday whilst tyring to keep ANOTHER kitteh from escaping. I have four kittehs (two too many) and two of them have not been spayed yet...so...there's that.

I am afraid I'm going to turn into the crazy cat lady (you all know her)

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyCatLady

Did she come back yet, all knocked up?

ouch Brianna--

first aid for a broken toe:

Don't do it again.

Bugger! The IT guys just came into the office to say that they're closing down the server to do stuff to it, so that's the end of my Cellar posting plans for today.

Hostel is a pretty violent movie. Not much left to see here.

DAMMIT!!

My basement is a fen.

DAMMIT!!

Client said my design isn't "modern" enough.

Woman, you have a two-station salon in the rear of a plain brick building, with a plain vanilla "open" sign and a dirty white plastic resin bench outside. I'm a fine turd-polisher, but if you polish a turd too long it will disintegrate.

http://cellar.org/2011/modernexterior.jpg

LOL


Why can I picture this woman in my head?

Here, use this picture:

:lol: what she wants is lots of swirling flash animations and more loud. When she said modern what she really meant was tacky.

1) because there's lots of space in your head?
2) There'd need to be because she has a huge bleached up-do, doesn't she?

Fill it up with ultra-modern memes, like Raptor Jesus and Fuuuuu Dude.

1) Yes
2) Maybe a smaller do, but there is bleaching involved. She also talks in a poo-poo kind of voice. Dahlink, these designs, they are NOT the modern that my clients have come to expect. Poo-poo.

I told the salesgent to go back and get example websites for what she thinks is "modern"... or take half his commission and we punt.

At least she's got one of those giant sandwich presses.

That joke was sub-par.

And two big ice-cream scoops.

ouch.

She has high expectations.

Totally captioned in Czech, I think. ;)

I really really really like my cow orker, my cube neighbor. She's a wonderful person all around.

But in about 5 seconds I'm going over there and shoving that goddam chewing gum up her ass.

peeved,

Infi

Yeah, but you'll be sorry when she starts blowing bubbles from that end!

I had a divorce settlement hearing this week in St. Louis. I didn't go...my attorney handled it bc the settlement talks haven't really been going anywhere. A trial date has been set for July.

While I am disappointed and frustrated, this divorce will happen eventually. This marriage died September 17, 2010...I've been moving forward ever since.

sorry to hear your minor irritation sycamore. I found mediation to be very productive and less expensive than an attorney battle royale.

for me, my irritation du jour is the return of the rain. I'd hoped to complete the transplantation of some bamboo, but I don't want to do yardwork in the cold and rain. grrrr.

Feeling hot and restless today...ugh....

Tulip...you do this on purpose, doncha...:angel:

YET AGAIN a severe plumbing clog that will probably require a plumber and additional damage to the house trying to fix it

YET AGAIN the external air conditioning unit is simply not moving at all, same as last year's day one of the cooling season

Things aren't going well.

Me too.

Broken roof. Broken bathroom floor. Broken fridge. Broken kitchen plumbing. Broken air conditioning. Broken tires. Broken screen door.

Everything. Broken.

You need cooling? Philly's got a warm spell? Maaaaaaaaaaan.

87 indoors right now. 82 out.

Erhmm......do what? :confused: It has been so hot. :p:

Mouse pooped in my Fig Newtons.

Is mouse your wife's nicname?