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Firstly if you work until 9.30pm selling the likes of Rock a truck you are allowed to go home ever now and again for a nooner.
As to the 4-year old. Sunday School looks like a good idea, either that or Vaseline on the doorknob. Children. Nature’s punishment for having sex? |
A woman friend of mine confided one day that her favourites was to tie her lover down with toilet paper and they proceed to ravish him with all the toys and techniques she could muster.
Toilet paper? I imagine some of you thinking whaaat. That's so dumb. Toilet paper will break at the slightest movement. Who's catching on here? She claimed she told her lovers that she would stop what she was doing if the paper broke. Apparently the experience was good enough to assure long term "relationships" |
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We are in the same boat as Glatt. Evenings are pretty much out, but when we can, 2-3X a month, it's worth the wait. I didn't want RugRat to be the couch potato type, so we don't have a TV in the kitchen or livingroom. Our VCR/DVD player is in the finished basement. Because getting to watch a video is a special treat, and for a 2.5 yr old she has an especially long attention span, we use a video when we need some alone time and it's not naptime. We easily get 30 min, sometimes over an hour before we hear her heading up the stairs. Lately we've been getting the last morning sex we can in before she moves to a 'big girl bed' and can pop in on us anytime she likes. Nothing like a good shag to set your day up right. Probably going to have to start drinking :coffee: instead...
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i remember back when i was married and little pilot came home for adoption. it wasn't easy. oh wait, my ex's toybox was broken so we only had sex maybe 4 times a year if i was lucky. boy. am i glad i'm divorced now, from her at least, and no, sex wasn't why we got divorced, ok well part of it but not the major part and that's for another time. we be talkin' 'bout sex here! my g/f and i though do click mentally and physically, albeit that rare problem that happens every now and again as mentioned earlier but can be fun! :biggrinpi
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*cough* what about BJ techniques? Hello???
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too graphic? should i find you a good video clip? |
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No sex after kids??
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