you shoulda buttfucked her in the ear. That'd've opened it up... :eek:

My medial epicondlye. :eek:

Not a funny bone now, eh?

It's a crying bone. :sniff:

My sympathies.

Back in the day when I worked in a tall building, there was a fire drill. We had to evacuate via the stairwells of course and while making one of the u-turns at one of the landings, my foot slipped and "skied" down a couple steps until I was seated on the first step down from the landing. It was a hard smack on my ass but the part that made *me* cry was that my (thinks...) left arm was slightly behind me as I hit and my elbow smacked the cement as hard as everything else. My butt was sore despite the ample padding but I do not have fat elbows. I swear I heard the bone CLICK against the landing and it was sore for months afterward. Crying bone indeed. Sorry. :(

OUCH.

Mine is like tennis elbow or golfer's elbow though I don't play either. I think it's from my arm being up on my desk here. It's the tendon or something. I've had it for some time but I banged my elbow yesterday and now it really hurts!

My toe, due to an unpleasant toenail issue. Apparently it's of the untreatable variety, which I suppose means I have it for the rest of my life...? I dunno. My doctor was not exactly forthcoming with information or any solutions, more the it's-not-serious-stop-wasting-my-time-vibe that I always get from doctors. I don't know whether they just don't like me, or they're like that with everyone.
I'm going to go back for a second opinion from someone else, because this is seriously impacting my life. I can't walk anywhere or do anything, and it hurts all the fricken time. Those are legitimate reasons to go to a doctor.

Were you exactly outgoing with questions like "What is this condition called?" ?

Ugh. My doctor talks to me about anything I want to talk about. If your doctor doesn't, change doctors.

Or can you? I don't know how your health coverage works.

Definitely my nose. I went for another bike ride last night, and due to my excessive speed (10.27mph average) I apparently inhaled every pollen particle in southeastern Pennsylvania. (No muscle spasms, though, so that's good.)

Did some yard work and home improvement type stuff yesterday. Both hips hurt. Moving this weekend is gonna suck.

The part of me that cares about other Dwellars hurts. I wish I could help those in trouble more.

Mowing the lawn on Saturday, I inhaled so much pollen, I actually stopped halfway through after a major sneezing fit to go inside, blow my nose, and put on a dust mask. Kind of like closing the barn door after the cows got out, but still better than nothing.

no you didn't.

every car on our lot is covered in a fine yellow haze, and if you drag your fingertip across, it piles up like snow. I never used to suffer from allergies, but this year... Great Odin's Raven, I'm suddenly sneezier than a one armed sneezer in a sneezing contest. Yesterday's rain and cessation of sneezing gave me to know that it was not just a cold. This morning, it's crisp and clear and I'm sneezing again. fuck. this. shit.

Which bit of you is hurting the most today?
 

Hips. Walking is fairly painful today. Maybe tomorrow will be better.