I have some trivia for you.

Did you know that guys love it when you cough while they're doing you? Apparently cause all your muscles tense up when you do it, it increases their pleasure.

My advice: Lay off the ecchineacia (sp?)

have you ever been to the opera? i saw The Mikado years ago at the Syd Opera House. was so cool. i'm hanging to go to another one - but i want to see a more rock type one. operatic rock ya know

why not just tense your muscles for them anyway? without the hacked up fleghm on their chest? ;)

well you can do that too...lol but there's nothing that compares to uncontrolled spasms apparently. lol That's what they tell me anyway...I wouldn't really know.

I'm a virgin.

The clenching works, but the coughing is MORE effective apparently.

*cough*bullshit*cough*

haha sure. so am i.

bet your kids have got some questions to be answered then!

An angel came to me and said...

..whats the criteria for *born again* these days?

Same as always...there is none. Just say, "I accept Jesus Christ as my saviour and God as the Father" and bob's your uncle. ;)

you get laid.

Get it - laid. like an egg. born again.

oh god i kill myself i'm so funny

you are a cheap drunk :p

lol...how's that midori going down?

its like a honey melon. i have no lemonade. only passiona. it tastes like shiat