Realdoll management: when even a warm body doesn't matter.

n.b. some managers talk about head count as "warm bodies", especially in situations where politics requires large numbers of consultants on site even if they won't be particularly productive. "Let's put 10 more warm bodies in Houston, that project is billed at $3M this month and they expect it to be fully staffed."

g, it sounds like you are an excellent manager to create the right environment where real work is respected and put in when the rubber meets the road. It's the personal signals that you send that create it, huh.

Thanks. To be fair, though, I'm in middle management. My bosses kind of set the tone around here, giving me a lot of flexibility in how I do my job. tw is probably right about that 85% figure. We are lucky to have good leadership at my firm. We win awards and stuff for being a good place to work, and we also win awards for doing good work. It's nice here.

i am not suggesting that you "pad" a bill, but any person that is working for 4 straight hours on a project will spend a certain amount of time daydreaming, getting a glass of water, using the restroom, or checking their personal email. what i suggest is that at the end of 4 hours the project was done, and that the resulting work product was such that a 4 hour fee was justly due.

spoken like someone who's never met a proxy server...

I'm just sayin...

My God. You worked for that fucker too? :instinctively reaches for pistole:

Crap. There goes a year of therapy down the drain...

O Yeah.:D

hmmm apropos of nothing, I swear.
a certain dwellar, who shall be nameless, dies and goes to saint peter who looks at the big book (the akashic record, if you must know) and asks the dwellar's name.

"hmmm." comes the reply.

"spelling?" St. Pete queries.

"hmmm."

"Age?" taxes The saint.

"hmmm."

"WHAT?" demands the dwellar.

"Well, you say you are 60, but according to your billing records, you are 108."

Give me the name of the employee (in my company) and I can tell you everything they have done including every command they have entered on a piece of equipment, time they logged in, logged out etc. Upper management chooses not to "see" certain things. The employees have no idea we are collecting all this data.

what kind of company do you work for?

Is it a concious decision not to let the employees know, or just something that never comes up in conversation?

Hmm...where is the "freedom" in this, oh founder? ;)

i used to be a student aid. I ran outta things to do (I couldn't clean his office or else he would lose all of his stuff), I would either play on the net, sleep, bitch at my training student aid (she is Stupid!--capital "S" because she is the embodiment of the word), or (rarely) work on homework. I had this teach for 3 outta my 7 classes. The principal claim I lived in that office. Although I goofed off alot my teach loved/loves me and tell me how much he misses my work now that I grad. I did more than just my job (keep records of our fundraiser) I re-organized it, re-made it, and popularized it. Sadly it will probably be gone next year b/c he cannot find another student to keep it up and he doesn't have time to. In addition to my work with the fundraiser I kept tournament records, helped organize them and his class lessons/grades/attendance and all of his $ records. And lots of "little" jobs.
In my current job I goof off alot but at the same time I am normally working. I like to reorganize our stuff, and the management will always ask me to do the extra b/c they know I'll do it well. I normally work 6-8hrs at a time and I might take one "break". I hate taking breaks tho unless I'm hungry and when my coworkers aren't working I'm severly pissed b/c the burden then falls on me.

Just felt I needed to brag about myself...I'm done for now.

I am a poor girl without a penny, but I haven't been able to get help for college (so far). The problem is I need my father's financial information to fill out the FAFSA and he would not give it to me until it was too late to apply for that year. And no one, I repeat, NO ONE, would even consider me for loans unless I had already done the FAFSA.

When I finally did get it done, I wasn't eligible for grants (so far I don't know about the loans... but I should be able to get them *crosses fingers*) because me and my dad made too much together. But I think under $25,000 each per year is not nearly enough to pay for college on my own. And I haven't gotten financial aid in anything from my dad since I got a job when I was 16. I am definitely open to suggestions as to where to get loans and similar things, seeing as how I haven't been able to find any helpful ones yet. I have also applied for scholarships, and no luck there as of yet. But I keep trying.

I'm not trying to pick on you, but just because you were able to get loans and stuff doesn't mean that everyone else can. There is a large population of students that make just enough that they don’t get help, but not quite enough to pay for college all on their own. That is whey there are loans, but again, so far I haven’t been able to get them because of my father.

I have only been able to go to college part time because it was all out of pocket and that was all I could afford. Just recently I got tuition reimbursement through my job, but that only covers about 50% of all of the expenses I incur when I go to school.

I will admit that college can be a lot harder than working at a regular job. Things also work differently. At college, you can work and study constantly and still have room for improvement. The difference is that at a job sometimes there is only so much you can do. That doesn't make those employees left with nothing to do less than you. It just means they are doing something different and they don't have to work as hard, and many times can't. But that doesn’t mean they are “slacking” and need to be fired.

9th, you say that all those who goof off at work should be fired because they could be getting so much done. But that isn’t always the case. You are in a completely different field (i.e. school) then the workforce so you can’t say that what you do is the same. I think it is much more difficult then working a regular job and that is because you need to apply yourself constantly to be where you want to be. I just want you to see that most jobs don’t work that way. And again, that doesn’t make them less than you. Not everyone can be a bioengineer. There are many other jobs that need workers to do them, and many of those jobs will have some free time in between the tasks that must be completed. Just my 2 cents.

Edit: I should add that I work full time so I am no longer pennyless, but I don't have any extra money after bills to pay for college.