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Honey, you're home?
It won't come out?! |
Why am I standing here in the middle of a village in Uzbekistan, stark naked with a sore butt and a bad hangover?
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When are you due?
Do you smell dog poop? Who's piece of crap car is that across the street? |
Do you want fries with that?
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You've never had sex with an animal?
Do you know what it feels like to have your dick chopped off? Will you bend over a little further? That was your pussy, wasn't it? How long have you been standing there? |
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Who are you and what have you done with Spexxvet? ;) |
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WHY-O-WHY WONT U ANSER UR FONE!!!???
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Y, R U SO GHEY? |
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OMG that is some funny shit.
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It happens to everyone, you sure bout' that?
Why is it moving? Is she breathing? You like it how? |
has anyone seen my std?
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