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rkzenrage 03-27-2007 12:38 AM

Honey, you're home?

It won't come out?!

Kingswood 03-27-2007 11:22 PM

Why am I standing here in the middle of a village in Uzbekistan, stark naked with a sore butt and a bad hangover?

seakdivers 03-27-2007 11:34 PM

When are you due?

Do you smell dog poop?

Who's piece of crap car is that across the street?

DanaC 03-28-2007 07:53 AM

Do you want fries with that?

Spexxvet 03-28-2007 08:07 AM

You've never had sex with an animal?

Do you know what it feels like to have your dick chopped off?

Will you bend over a little further?

That was your pussy, wasn't it?

How long have you been standing there?

Shawnee123 03-28-2007 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 327265)
You've never had sex with an animal?

Do you know what it feels like to have your dick chopped off?

Will you bend over a little further?

That was your pussy, wasn't it?

How long have you been standing there?

:eek:

Who are you and what have you done with Spexxvet? ;)

Spexxvet 03-28-2007 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 327266)
:eek:

Who are you and what have you done with Spexxvet? ;)

Too much coffee. :morncoff: :devil:

Shawnee123 03-28-2007 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 327277)
Too much coffee. :morncoff: :devil:

Hell, I need some of that coffee! Mine has nowhere near the aphrodisiacal effects that yours has! :blush:

BigV 03-28-2007 12:14 PM

WHY-O-WHY WONT U ANSER UR FONE!!!???

Perry Winkle 03-28-2007 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 327423)
WHY-O-WHY WONT U ANSER UR FONE!!!???

CUZ UR STALKERING ME

Y, R U SO GHEY?

DanaC 03-28-2007 12:30 PM

Quote:

WHY-O-WHY WONT U ANSER UR FONE!!!???
Y-0-Y wnt u ansr ur fone?

Sundae 03-28-2007 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grant (Post 327434)
CUZ UR STALKERING ME

Y, R U SO GHEY?

:lol:

Shawnee123 03-28-2007 01:13 PM

OMG that is some funny shit.

rkzenrage 03-28-2007 01:18 PM

It happens to everyone, you sure bout' that?

Why is it moving?

Is she breathing?

You like it how?

Kagen4o4 03-29-2007 05:26 PM

has anyone seen my std?


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