yer a cannibal


j/k

The only problem with cannibalism is that the taste varies from person to person.

:lol:

now that was funny

HIJACKING MY THREAD DAMNIT!


I saw the end before the beginning.
It was lying limply as the beginning came into view.
It walked over the end, and started anew.

I poked and pummeled
stroked my pole and broke
the soul of his man tunnel

after cumming, limpy lying
I saw his friendly end again
and rose anew, the goo went flying

it's a hard decision trying to decide who is more immature b/w the obvious two candidates.
anywho feeling inspired by my current readings of urban lifestyle and the unfortunes that unfold and my memories of downtown Aurora, IL.

Got the glock cocked back
The sucker crouching toward the pavement
Screaming he was gonna get it to me soon
Saying he's gonna get me that payment

"Fucking bitch it's been 2 weeks" I cried out as I kicked the dumpster
"You ain't paid the other half, don't make me call my homie's number!"
He pleads "I can get it to you soon"
"Just give me a couple hours"
"No bitch I needed it now, and now that I have the power"
"I'm gonna cap your ass like it was nothing, just another day for me"
"And you'll be sorry you didn't kiss your kids good night instead of smoking weed!"

Pop.

Thanks.

Sky...I thought your attack on him was nasty and unprovoked. Lj can be a twat at times(as indeed can most of us), and on those occasions I call him out on it. On this occassion I didn't think he was being a twat, I thought he was being funny to break the tension. That poem was a way of saying lighten up. When I read your post to lj, I thought "Sky is way over reacting" and was going to post something to the effect of "Hey Sky, lighten up you're taking this too seriously". Lj beat me to it in his response and I thought that was quite a funny way of saying lighten up.

An Lj lover? No. But nor am I an Lj hater. You overreacted (imo) to harmless humour and launched an unnecesary attack. That attack was batted away with humour and I laughed. If Lj had launched a nasty attack on you I would not have found it funny. I didn't see it as a nasty attack. Nor would I have seen it as a nasty attack if he'd said it to me.

I would agree there are times when Lj's humour borders on the cruel and there have been times in the Cellar that I have taken great exception to what I considered bullying behaviour. There's a difference between seeing that someone is bullying and assuming that it's bullying merely because it's Lj who's posting.

Sky...you surely know me well enough on these boards to know I am not fond of cruel humour. Lj wasn't being cruel he was being lighthearted. As your friend (I sincerely hope) I am suggesting that you lighten up. I apologise if this upsets you. Nor am I inclined to take offense at your attack on me.

'tain't no hijack
'tain't your thread
internet ownership
is in your head


Don't you think it's hypocrisy
to criticise other's poetry?
It may look like squabbling, taking the piss
But I'm gonna ask y'all to consider this:
sky and lj are painting pictures
with their real-time intenet bitches
Who are we to judge that stuff
They joined in, ain't that enough?
Not all poetry scans and rhymes
Not all words relate pretty times
this is the poetry of the cellar
No fucking wonder we're all going to hell here

Nothing quite fits.
It all seems normal until you're in it, and then the bottom falls out.
I need water wings for relationships.
Think I'll just drown.

oh monster

seeing the canoe

the fight to ensue

paddling down the creek of poo

does what any good monster would do

she'll beat the ---- out of you.

bar none bar none bar the nuts of an octopus nuts of an octopus nuts bar none

My ditty was about you monster. You probably couldn't tell. I know it sucks.

this is a long fucking post

Is that anything like a scratching post?