No Razz, definitely for you. He's bored with me.

Hallo Razzmatazz!! Welcome to the Cellar.


Did someone put a sign outside sayin 'Free Buffet' or something? I can't remember the last time we had this many newcomers arriving in such a short space of time. It's great.

yes, razz....lurkers make me feel a certain kind of way. If you've been lurking that long, you should understand all that 'cock' conveys. If, as you say, you've only looked at IOTD.....well...that's just weird. Look around the rest of the place.....it's retarded.

I haven't *only* been to IOTD, I just lurked there the longest before coming over here to bother you guys..and to be honest after reading along with you guys for that amount of time I started to feel kind of wierd about it...like I was rifling through you guy's panty drawers when you're not home or something, so here I am.

(emphasis mine)

How did you know all our guys have their own panty drawers? The girls all have submachine guns! :p

Welcome!

Razz, did you steal my pink, lacy ones with the bow on the front? I can't find them anywhere.

Welcome.

Or LJ's bored with your cock at least.

Wonder how many cocks this thread will contain by the end of it.


What's the collective noun for a group of cocks?

Jocks.

This thread will probably will have the word cock in it a lot. I mean why not use cock over and over just to bring up the cock to other word ratio? Cock.

Cocking cocktastic!

I like "a jock of cocks."

Or maybe...
a sucker of cocks?
a ring of cocks?
a mock of cocks?

A clusterfuck of cocks?

a box of cocks

whale cock!

wow, well done Spexx, you've taken us full circle all the way back to the Church of the Whale Penis! Now that's some holy cock!