<Gets fresh, pinches Shawnee someplace that jiggles, while sprinkling chopped cilantro on Shawnee's head>

Oh I hate cilantro. Could you use oregano instead? Perhaps some cinnamon?

Dry Anointments!
 

Definitely the cinnamon, anyway. Fresh pulverized from the canela bark with a coffee grinder, sieved, mortared and pestled. You can sniff up the floating powder from opening the coffee grinder and go "Ka-choo! Ka-choo!"

Do you happen to look adorable with freckles, or do they not do much for you one way or another...? (Cinnamon -- sprinkle -- freckles...)

An oregano rub would just give you an olive-drab scent. Not that that's a bad thing, not a bit of it! -- but to me, if oregano's flavor had a color, it would be the color of Army tents and old Army trucks.

Oh, I don't have freckles..I have NA skin.

But I look great with a tan, which I think cinnamon would only add to, as an effect. Freckles might just go with my couple "beauty marks."

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