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xoxoxoBruce 03-26-2009 11:31 AM

Ripple, Boone's Farm or MD20/20 are more my speed, maybe that's why I don't belong. :blush:

footfootfoot 03-26-2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 549524)
Pop did the 32 degree Scottish Rite, (you know, ate the baby and everything ;))

Scottish did you say? Must have been a "day old" baby then...

Crimson Ghost 03-26-2009 11:05 PM

Someone has to eat the left-overs....

Radar 03-26-2009 11:12 PM

My first car was a 1977 Ford Grenada. I drove this while in High school in 1987. It sucked.

Crimson Ghost 03-26-2009 11:30 PM

Well, Radar, I'm sorry to hear that High School sucked for you.

Radar 03-27-2009 12:10 AM

High School didn't suck. Being seen driving a 1977 Ford Grenada sucked. I used to have a girl I didn't even like drive me around and let me use her car. I used her car to pick up other girls. ;)

Crimson Ghost 03-27-2009 12:54 AM

You dirty rat bastard.

Pretty slick.

Yznhymr 03-28-2009 07:17 PM

Smooth Radar…quite devious, indeed.

Elspode 03-28-2009 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett's Honey (Post 545819)
My very first car was a freebie - a Ford Fairlaine 500. Since it took at least 5 quarts of oil a day, I bought it by the case - "Around the World Re-recycled oil". CHEAP STUFF! But my MOST fav sheels came a couple years later, I got one of the first Yamaha 650 Specials - black with gold metal flake. I wore that bike out!

Wow. I'm giving very serious consideration to buying one of those derivatives...a Maxim.

Yznhymr 03-28-2009 07:55 PM

My most embarrassing car was a Ford. Specifically a puke green 1992 Aerostar piece of crap. It was actually my wife’s, but we could never get the A/C to work more than a few months straight. Replaced the compressor twice, then the entire system. Since I couldn’t let my wife drive our three kids around in our heat and high humidity without A/C, I drove it. Those were the three hottest summers I ever remember suffering through.

Then so many other crazy things happened…complete brake system failure late at night, starter wouldn’t turn off or burn out, and on and on…

I said I’d never get a Ford again, then I did because it seemed like such a great deal (and it was new with a full warranty). Well, as you could probably guess, it was in for five warranty items in the first 18 months, including a complete rebuild of the rear-end. A couple of years later when the tranny was about dead, I got rid of that piece of crap, too. Truly never again will I waste a dime on another Ford unless it’s to pay someone five bucks so I could swing a sledgehammer at one. Good riddance…and sorry for the bellyaching. I edited and deleted much more than I left.

Crimson Ghost 03-28-2009 11:01 PM

Mmmm... puke green.

Kinda makes ya feel all Linda Blair-y.


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