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Ok, I didn't think about that. It makes sense now.

I guess I don't 'think outside the box' these days. So much goes right past me.

Otherwise i'd be a billionaire.

Maybe you just need a bigger box.

That's it! By jove. man, I think you've got it!

We need to significantly increase the size and capacity of our boxes...

I'm in. How does this work exactly?

Well, first we have to figure out a supplier for our boxes...

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 768709)

Maybe you just need a bigger box.

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 768712)

That's it! By jove. man, I think you've got it!
We need to significantly increase the size and capacity of our boxes...

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 768714)

I'm in. How does this work exactly?

OMG - SOOO not answering that!

If I could think outside the box I would have a clue what you two are alluding to! :blush:

Y'know.....once we've sorted out achieving bigger boxes, well then we'd need to fill them.

Classic...any ideas on how we'd go about filling our boxes?

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 768750)

Classic...any ideas on how we'd go about filling our boxes?

That question would be best directed to HLJ. ;)

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 768750)

Y'know.....once we've sorted out achieving bigger boxes, well then we'd need to fill them.

Classic...any ideas on how we'd go about filling our boxes?

I have some experience here, as I've filled a few boxes in my day. Ironically, whenever I'm thinking outside the box, what I'm thinking about is how to get back *inside* the box.

So, no help really. Good luck with your box though.

There was a video that Pam posted a link to a few days ago, but I can't find it now. It's mostly about a guy riding around in a big box. That's what you need - a big box that a guy can ride around in.

Dog fed LSD by naked couple is hit by car

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Police said a dachshund was hit by a car and injured Sunday night after it had been fed LSD by its owners.

CBS Affiliate WGCL reports that police responded to a call Sunday evening of a naked man and woman running down Pinehurst Road.

According to Captain Harold Thomas, officers knocked on the door of a house and Nicholas Modrich answered the door naked.

According to police, Modrich and Jamie Hughes, both 25, told officers they had taken LSD, and had given some to their dog Oscar, who was missing.

"They were tripping pretty hard," Captain Thomas told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Officers began to search for Oscar, and learned he had been hit by a car on a nearby road.

After being hit, Thomas said, the dog bit Modrich's mother and brother.

Gwinnett Animal Control took Oscar, but Modrich's family requested he be taken to a private veterinarian, police said. His medical condition is not known.

Police said a search of the house uncovered drug paraphernalia and marijuana. No LSD was found in the home.

Grrrrrrrrrrr Assholes.

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 768661)

There is no way they can search through all the checked baggage. It's just not going to happen - matter how much you inconvenience everyone.

ALL baggage is checked leaving Sri Lanka, because of their civil war.
But all it means is a lot of bemused Westerners watching while armed men stir around their underwear before waving them on.

I can't see how it's effective in the slightest.
Except as a fetish thrill.