Kind of like the 13th floor in some tall buildings. I like that.

4 more days. I'm so excited. This is going to be super excellent, I just know it. Much, much better than Y2K.

♫ ♪ 'cause tonight we're gonna party like it's 5/21/11 ♫ ♪

Rapture? I thought that was hand clapping music?

If rapture is the final solution on earth, then is overture where we go to get our 50 virgins?

Walmart?

No...wait.

The good news is that gas prices will drop significantly after May 21.

Not so. The anti Christ (who we don't know yet) will make a speech at the UN letting us all know that the people were whisked away by a strange energy field as a result of our dependency on fossil fuels.

It'll be a boring speech but the real fun happens in 3 1/2 years when he's assassinated and rises from the dead.

Mark my words. Heathens.

Best quote I've seen so far:

"Dear God

Saturday is bad for me. Raincheck?"

hahahahahhahahahaha

Top Ten Ways To Make The Apocalypse More Fun

The Late Show with David Letterman


10. Hosted by Neil Patrick Harris

9. Crazy hats like at the Royal Wedding

8. All-you-can-eat baby back ribs with Chili’s Aporkalypse special

7. Instead of four horsemen, three horsemen and a monkey riding a dog

6. Telecast of the Real Housewives being vaporized

5. Live tweet it

4. Hilarious slide whistle sound effect when the righteous ascend to heaven

3. Raffle drawing for a Broyhill dinette set

2. People’s panicked pleas for mercy are critiqued by Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and Howie Mandel

1. More fun? What’s more fun than the apocalypse?


I am getting SO excited. If I could keep my friend from getting drunk too early I'd make her have a rapture party.

What time will the devastating earthquake make its way to Ohio?

You mean it hasn't already?

We're having a big, wet, messy spring snowstorm at the moment. Does that count? Also, are cats subject to the rapture? Are we going to have to live in a world without puddy-tats?

I don't WANT to be raped, I mean raptured, if my kitty can't come along. Eff that. We'll brave the end of the world together...puh, can't skeer US!

♫ ♪ People let me tell you about my best friend...♫ ♪

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that idea sounds Capitol!