Bumper sticker is correct!

I was totally lax about the penis. Sorry. :D

Yeah I read that on a bathroom door somewhere

Was it on I-75 outside of Toledo? I wrote that one.

Is that the one with the glory holes?

No no no...that's the OTHER one. Northbound side. The closer you get to Michigan the more prolific they become.

...until it's just one big hole ...oh wait, that's Detroit

DETROIT ROCK CITY.

Do we have any outstanding haikus? (edit: well, they're all outstanding. Upstanding? Notwithstanding?) OK, do we have any unsolved haikus?

Oh, monster...I don't know. I think it's a dwellar, but who? Hmmmmm.

jim was very very close, I was just feeling mean.

Detroit Crack City more like

Wild predator
Misunderstood and maligned
Don't eat my baby

Dingo?

Yep! :)

I was assuming that they were one and the same, Mon S. Ter

Waaaah don't make fun of my name!!!!!

love, monnie

Nobody loves me
So I'll stay incognito
A whore with no name

Fly away, then back
to the bosom before you
are finally free.