And by destiny,
UT means Nov. 28.
It's Giants time, son.

The phone is ringing
More coffee for the boss, now.
Christ I hate temping.

White guy at tight end?
Please you make me laugh so hard!
Fourteen points at least

Did not re-sign Duce
Bacon out of fire Cower
Big Ben breath easy

All this talk of sports
cellarites are off topic
back to whale penis

jacquelita has
the right idea, a-hole man.
long-live whale penii!

I want a camera (duosyllabic with Southern english accent - 'cam-ra')
to take photos of me in
front of the mirror.

Jettas are nimble
Gas Hog SUVs suck
Neons are the best

My son's car is loud
beat up and rusty body
HE says it SOUNDS sick[u]

creativity
expressive entertainment
imagination

Environment? Pfft...
I'll drive in my Pathfinder
and club baby seals.

After you take them,
you can post them on the web.
Appropriate place.

haiku discipline
crystalize thought in pure form
simple perfection

Serious haiku
makes me projectile vomit--
enough already.

Ike, you make no sense.
If you don't respect haiku
You should just abandon the 5-7-5 format and say what you really think